Today is the day! Sure, it might be totally shovenistic, but blowjobs are awesome and steak is delicious. There is nothing wrong with getting in on the fun. I don’t think you should ever need a reason to give or receive a blowjob. If that is the case then you have
more issues in your life that need to be addressed. BUT, there is nothing wrong with celebrating such a holiday. Have some fun with it. Have a laugh and enjoy some oral sex fun along with a delicious meal. Some might suggest going with the BJ after dinner, but I prefer eating after a hot and sexy session of any kind. Orgasms make me hungry. I say get your cock sucking on first and then pig out!
If you need a little help in either area the official Steak and BJ Website has plenty of blowjob tips and steak recipes. I am partial to all of Tristan Taormino EduPorns so I would go with Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Oral Sex Part Two – Fellatio or Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Advanced Fellatio. I trust her to lead me in the right direction. Her movies are great for couples and totally sex positive. As far as steak recipes are concerned – if your steak requires more than a grille and a pinch of salt then your meat is crap.
I don’t see any reason why vegetarians can’t get in on the action. Go ahead and grill up some tofu, tempe or a portabello mushroom. The sausage in your pants counts as meat free since sucking, licking and admiring are the only activities involved.
Have a great holiday!
