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Everything you ever wanted to know about going down, but were unable to ask cause your mouth was full!

Average amount of semen per ejaculation: 1 – 2 teaspooons
Average number of calories per teaspoon of semen: 7
Fat content: 0
The average ejaculate volume contains 60% of the US RDA for Vitamin C!

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph
Average speed of city bus: 25 mph
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3 to 4 inches
The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life from development to ejaculation: 2 1/2 months

Average length of flaccid penis: 3.5 inches
Average length of erect penis: 5.1 inches
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (Blue Whale)

Amount of time needed for a man to regain an erection after ejaculation: 2 minutes to 2 weeks
Average number of erections per day for a man: 11
Average number of erections during the night: 9
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7, 200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2, 000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who are probably lying: 40%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty about masturbating often: 41%
Percent of men who should relax and enjoy a natural pleasure: 41%

Most arousing time of day for a man: early morning
Most arousing season of the year: autumn
Most arousing scents to men: cinnamon and vanilla
Aromas that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie

Foods rumored to improve sexual function: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ
Top three ways to improve sexual function: stop smoking, excercise, eat right

SPEAKING OF “EATING RIGHT”…

In general, the taste of a man’s semen varies with his diet. Some say that alkaline-based foods (such as fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste, and the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the most distasteful.

On the other hand, acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) can give semen a pleasant, sugary taste. Examples of foods that improve the taste of semen: mangos, kiwi, grapefruit, oranges, lemons, limes, and flavorful beers like Bass, Honey Brown, Labatte Blue, etc. Corona with lime is double the fun! Mmmm… now savor that sweet, hot ambrosia, shooting down your throat!

Why you makin’ that face? What are you, some kinda cum-phobic? Buck up, soldier, if you wanna give good head you oughtta learn to love every minute, from first lick to the last, lingering swallow! Lots of women are a little apprehensive about the first time they take “The Big Gulp,” so we’re providing here a recipe to reproduce the taste & texture of real ejaculate. Give yourself a chance to get familiar with semen, so you’re ready, willing, and eager for the full experience of oral pleasure. This recipe is also great for partners of the many men out there who no longer ejaculate after prostate surgery, or for cum aficionados who can’t get enough!

Kitchen Cum
Ingredients:

– 2 cups water
– 1/4 cup salt
– A handful of dry pasta (ie: spaghetti, linguini, etc)
– 4 drops almond extract, or to taste
– 3 drops bitters, or to taste

Add salt to water and bring to boil in small pot. Meanwhile, pulverize the pasta in a blender or food processor. Cook the pasta in salted, boiling water for 15 to 20 minutes, until total mush. If needed, add a little water to maintain consistency of cum. Add the bitters and almond extract. Empty the mixture into a bowl, cover and refrigerate for several hours until the mix is a jelly-like mass.

Transfer the mixture to small pot, again. Heat to approximately 92 to 94 degrees, thinning with warm water as needed to create a slightly tacky, translucent white liquid.

Enjoy!

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A step by step process for bringing your female lover to an amazing oral climax.

1. Look in her eyes and tell her how beautiful she is! Kiss her! Spread your fingers, star-like, through her hair on the back of her head as you make love to her mouth, slowly… cautiously… Always, with a woman, read her rhythms and respond to her cues. Imagine you’re a male Black Widow spider, and at any moment your lover might gobble you up if you displease her. Take care not to bore her with the same motions, and do not proceed to the second step until you’ve milked this kissing & caressing for all it’s worth, and she’s ready for more.

2. Hold her in your arms so she can feel your strength, your masculinity. Kiss her forehead, nuzzle your face into her hair, whisper in her ear how good she feels, smells, tastes. Tell her you’ve never wanted to lick & suck a woman like you want to right now. Tell her you’re going to eat her pussy, and she’s gonna love it… but she’s gotta be patient, she’s gotta lie back and let you enjoy every inch of her body. Let her know she’s gonna feel so good. Oh yes, she’s gonna love this.

3. Now… gently lift her hair off the back of her neck, and kiss the nape where her skin is soft and baby-fine hairs catch your breath and send shivers down her back. From the back of her neck, move forward with your mouth to the front of her neck (careful, she may be ticklish!) and then under her neck, above her breasts, to an area most guys never even look at, much less kiss.

Use this “no man’s land” as a base from which you’ll work back up to her mouth, then down towards her breasts… then up to her mouth again, and then down closer to her breasts… Back and forth like that. First, give equal time to her mouth & chest, but as you get closer to those beautiful breasts, lessen the time you spend on her mouth and linger longer on her chest and neck.

Your hands tease her, too. Graze your palms barely across her nipples when you’re kissing her mouth, and then run your hands softly up the sides of her neck & thru her hair when your mouth is reaching towards her breasts. Eventually, she will be bending her body to meet your mouth, trying to get you to suck her breasts. So you play with her… touch your tongue an inch or two above her nipple and pull away if she lunges towards you. Look her in the eye and say, “No, not yet,” and then swoop your mouth down her rib cage, under her arms, anywhere but the breasts. Don’t touch those boobies till she’s squirming.

4. Now kiss her breasts! Remember, when you stimulate a woman’s breasts, she feels a wonderful, tugging sensation deep, down below… in the pleasure-center from where her orgasm flows. So strong is this “pull” that some women can orgasm from breast-play alone, but don’t count on that. Instead, focus your energies on building her passion, fanning the fire so she’s burning by the time you lap her labia!

Since not all women enjoy the same stimulation, you’ll need to figure out what she likes by trial and error. Experiment with different ways to touch and taste her breasts; remember what works, then move onto another technique. If you get a luke-warm response, heat her back up with one of her favorite moves before trying another new one on her.


Some suggestions:

a. Knead her breasts gently but with all your hands, like you were kneading dough.

b. Pinch her nipples — hard. Many women appreciate a strong grip here. Careful with the teeth, though!

c. Have her hold her breasts for you to kiss. You can pull her fingers into her mouth along with her nipples… very sexy.

d. Nuzzle her underarms as you stroke her breast/nipples.

e. Wet her breasts with your mouth, then softly blow across them.

f. Gently rake your nails across her breasts (a man’s short nails still produce an interesting sensation)

g. Try licking her breasts thru her shirt or the sheet. The feel of wet fabric against nipples can be very exciting.

h. Stretch her hands over her head and hold them there together with one hand, while you adore her breasts with your mouth and free hand. Many women find this helpless feeling thrilling.

i. Anything that feels right at the time!


5. By now, she’s hot. Keep kissing her breasts, but start creeping your hand down her back, then over to her stomach, across her thighs… on your way to her mound of pubic hair. Take your time (remember the spider?) and when you feel daring enough, when you feel she’s ready, and her hips keep moving up towards your hands, let your fingers rake across her pubic hair, then dip your hand down between her thighs — not into the slit, yet, but on top of it — just hold your hand against her pussy for awhile, while your mouth continues to work on her breasts. It should seem to her as though your hand had a mind of its own, that your attention is still focused on her face, neck and breasts, though new sensations are stirring in her nether regions.

6. Your hand should now be cupped between her legs, the ball of your palm against her clit and your fingers down near her hole. Now, still kissing her breasts… move your fingers. Gently. Stroke her pussy upward, from her hole to the mound, taking care NOT to penetrate that juicy slit. Can you feel the heat & wetness, yet? If not, go back to Step One, my friend, you’re moving way too fast.

Let one finger dip deeper than the others, to meet the wetness and spread it around. Kiss her harder as your finger presses further into her slit, lengthwise, avoiding her clit and her vagina (for now). Is she’s moving her body to meet your hand, trying to guide your probing deeper? It’s dinnertime!

7. Stop kissing her breasts, but leave your finger where it is. Look her in the eye, tell her you’re hot, tell her you can’t stand it any longer, she must let you have her. If she’s shy, perhaps you’ll want to whisper that she must relax and close her eyes… If she liked you holding her hands over her head when you kissed her breasts, then maybe you can get a little bold, and tell her to lie back & spread ‘em! Or ask her to kneel over your face, or whatever position you find most comfortable. Let her know what’s coming, make her shiver with anticipation!

8. Rekindle the mood, but don’t linger too long, since you told her you’re going for it. Kiss her belly, kiss her thighs, massage her buttocks with one hand while your mouth moves… stroke her legs and feet if she likes that, but keep your lips & tongue near her pussy… keep a finger or two gently stimulating her slit…. lick your fingers, to make sure they’re wet!

9. Now… place a wet finger over the folds of her vulva and deftly part your lover’s pussy. Look at it. Note the pearly pink folds of her labia, the wrinkled clitoral hood at the top and the the inviting hole at the bottom. As you look, tease her pussy with a soft warm breath: “Huuuufff” ever-so-gently. As with breast-play, every woman likes different things, so you’ll need to learn the areas, sensations and rhythms that give her the most pleasure and excitement.

Communication is essential! If her physical cues are hard to read, ask her if what you’re doing feels good, ask her how it could feel better, ask her where her clit is, if you need to, rather than fumble around. Say to her, “Oh, your pussy is so hot and swollen with excitment, baby, is this where your delicious little clit is hiding?” A few women don’t like direct clitoral stimulation, so once you’ve found the right spot, make sure she wants you on it. Most of all, relax and enjoy! No one expects you to be perfect.

10. Begin. Many women enjoy a massage of the mons (the mound of skin on top of the pubic bone). Take one or both of your hands and carefully move the mons and surrounding area, in much the same way you would massage someone’s shoulders. Don’t press too hard or circle so wide that you’re pushing on her abdomen, which can be uncomfortable. As you manually stimulate the mons, move your mouth to the vulva.

11. Lick against her labia and vaginal entrance. Nuzzle, lick and suck each “lip,” flicking your tongue up to her clitoris — but don’t concentrate there, yet. Just gently and tenderly lick & kiss her labia, working your lips and tongue. Some women will like rapid motions of continuous licking while others prefer long, slow caresses, so experiment! If you get tired, try changing angles, placing a pillow under her hips or giving your neck a rest by settling your head over her pussy and sucking gently. Or, lie your head on her thighs or belly and continue stimulation with your fingers.

12. You can continue in this way until your partner has an orgasm, but most women need three to five minutes of direct clitoral stimulation to climax. Not only do different women prefer different stimulation, but a woman who normally likes it “hard ‘n heavy” might find one night she’s too sensitive for anything more than delicate fingering, so always approach the clitoris with caution.


Some suggestions:

a. Place your tongue or moistened finger slightly under her clit, then hook it upwards so you’re pressing flat against the clitoral hood. Hold and pulse up against her clit — don’t move across her skin, but rather stimulate her with varying pressure and rhythms till you find one she likes.

b. Circle her clit with your lips, and suck gently. Or, softly press on clit between wet thumb and finger.

c. Lay your tongue flat against the top of her pussy, with her clit at the strongest part of your tongue and your chin against her labia. Press your mouth –your whole face, really– into her as hard & fast as she wants it.

d. Move your tongue in a side-to-side motion across her clitoris. Again, vary speed and pressure to her liking. Some women can cum from feather-light tickling of the very tip of her clit, others prefer a heartier approach.

e. Close your lips over her clit and as you administer pressure, make a “Mmmmm” sound with your mouth. The vibrations drive some women crazy.

f. Stiffen your tongue, place it on the tip of her clitoris, and move your head from left to right as though you were saying “no,” but do it rapidly so your tongue is brushing against her clitoris a dozen times a second. Caution: this technique provides very intense stimulation!


13. Some women enjoy the feeling of penetration during oral sex, especially during direct clitoral stimulation. Try thrusting your tongue into her vagina while you suckle her clit, or use your finger(s). Some women will want a pumping action, while others simply like the feel of something inside them.

14. Orgasm. How do you know when she’s a-cumming? Watch her! Let her moans and body movements clue you in. Many women will shake or quiver as the tension builds in their bodies; at this point, it’s important to continue stimulating her in the same way until she climaxes, otherwise, you could break her rhythm. Also, almost half of all women experience their strongest orgasms when their legs are closed, so if your lover begins squeezing your head between her thighs you may want to adjust your position or at least brace yourself.

15. After orgasm, some women are simply too sensitive to tolerate any more clitoral stimulation. Others may want you to keep going, and going, and going. Most women are multi-orgasmic with the right stimulation, so keep this in mind as you kiss her thighs, her tummy, her neck (careful with the face, though, some women don’t appreciate a big sloppy kiss of their own juices).

Tell her she felt & tasted incredible, tell her you want to make love to her, if you do, and don’t be surprised if she cums again with your penis deep inside you. Afterwards, let the touching and caressing continue as long as you both enjoy it.

Well done!

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A step by step process to making your man explode from oral ecstasy.

1. Check him out, from head to toe, and let him see you looking. Tell him he’s handsome, sexy; he’s turning you on. Kiss him and let your mouths mingle, your tongues explore and retreat.

2. Step back, now, and let him look at you. Unbutton your shirt or take it off, so he can see your beautiful breasts. Stare him down while you play with your nipples, making them erect. If he reaches for you, tell him no. Tell him you have other ideas. Tell him you’re wet. Tell him you can’t wait to feel his hot, hard cock deep inside you…deep in your throat. Smile defiantly, like your head is swimming with all kinds of incredibly nasty ideas, even if you don’t consider yourself terribly experienced. Let his imagination fill in the blanks. The mere thought of a woman with a dirty mind is exciting!

If you’re going to swallow, tell him you’ll enjoy every drop. If you’re not going to swallow, ask him to tell you when he’s ready to shoot, so you can dodge the bullet, so to speak. Say to him, “Baby, I’m going to make you feel soooo good, you just do me one little favor. Tell me before you cum in my mouth, cause I might want to hold your dick in my hand, so I can feel & watch you cum on my tits.” No man in his right mind would balk at that.

3. Are you in a monogamous relationship? If not, you’ll need a condom. The lubricated condoms most people buy usually taste terrible, so think ahead and purchase some non-lubricated condoms. If you’re turned off by the taste of latex, buy flavored condoms or lubricant to turn oral sex into an epicurean experience.

4. Now get comfy. Optimally, you’ll want a position that allows you easy access to his penis, scrotum and anus, while also providing him a nice view, should he happen to open his eyes. Many men are extremely turned on by visual stimulus, so if your man is into watching you fill your mouth with his manhood, by all means put on a good performance! Return his gaze and let him see how much you love driving him wild!

A common position is when the man lies on a bed with you above him, so you can align your throat easily with the angle of his erect penis. Kneeling in front of him works well, too, especially when you want to hold his hips & thrust him into your mouth. If kneeling is hard on you, try sitting on the floor while he rests in a chair or on the edge of the bed. There are no rules, here, just make sure you’re both relaxed and at ease.

5. Ready? Almost, but not quite. Take some time to look at his penis and kiss the tender skin of his tummy, his thighs, his scrotum. Talk to him with your face oh-so-close to his penis, so he can feel your breath against him while you tell him how your mouth is watering and your heart is thumping and it’s taking every ounce of will power you’ve got not to swallow him whole! Now flick the very tip of his penis with your tongue, then tell him in your breathiest voice (so the air tickles where you moistened), “But we’re gonna take our time and make this last!”

6. Begin. Take his penis and place it gently in the palm of your hand. One thing to keep in mind is that the penis, though a sensitive organ, is not as delicate as the clitoris. Though all men are different, you’ll probably need a firm grip to fully stimulate his penis. You’re not hammering nails, of course, but you’re not dusting fine china, either. Start by holding his penis as you would a tennis racket, and then ask him if he likes more or less pressure.

7. Run your tongue along the head, thoroughly moistening it, then wet your own lips with your tongue. Now… stretch your mouth until it covers the tops of both rows of your teeth. Why? First, you don’t want to nick or cut the tender skin of his penis and second, your covered teeth now form a firm, smooth ridge that most men find very stimulating, squeezing down on their shaft.

8. After forming the ridge, gently insert his penis into your mouth. Slowly move your mouth down the base of the penis, and then back up to the head again. If you need more lubrication, re-wet your lips and his penis a few more times with saliva. Experiment with different speeds. Some men will want you to stick to a slow, sleady, in-and-out stroke, others prefer strong, quick stokes, still others like a combination.

9. If he moves his hips, accompany this movement. Try letting him set the rhythm; steady your head, and let him thrust himself in and out of your mouth. If you have a hard time keeping up, control the amount of penis you take in your mouth by wrapping your fist around the base of his penis. Keep this hand-under-lips technique in mind, too, if your jaws get tired. Give yourself a rest by simply wrapping your lips around his penis head, letting your hands do all the pumping.

10. While your mouth moves up and down his shaft, let your tongue flutter and caress him. Keep in mind the penis’s most sensitive areas: the head, the base, the seam of the penis running from the scrotum to the head, and –perhaps the “hottest spot” of all– the frenulum, which is the delicate vertical membrane just below the head, on the underside of the penis.

11. Communication is crucial! Watch your lover’s physical cues and if you’re unsure, ask him if what you’re doing feels good and ask him how it could feel better. Many men find it hard to talk frankly about their needs, so coax him. Tell him you want to please him, tell him his excitement makes you hot, and that hearing him say what he wants will turn you on!


Some oral sex moves he may (or may not) enjoy:

a. Flick your tongue lightly, very lightly, back and forth across the frenulum, like strumming a banjo. Now run your tongue down to the base of his penis and back up again a few times, then return to flicking, only this time flick all the way up and down the underside of the penis.

b. Continually circle his penis clockwise (or counter-clockwise) with your tongue as you are sliding his shaft in and out of your mouth. This move takes a little coordination, but most guys feel it’s well worth your effort.

c. Use your mouth like a little vaccuum. Purse your lips at the tip of his penis and then suck the head softly into your mouth, then slowly slide him back out. Repeat, but this time suck a down a little farther, till you’re about halfway down his shaft, then slowly slide him out. Many men find this suction action irresistable.

d. Sometimes, ice is nice. Cool your mouth with a swig of chilled water and swirl your icy tongue around his shaft. Alternately, a strong peppermint like Altoids or mouthwash can produce similar tingly sensations. Suck his shaft as you move down toward the base, and then release slightly on the way back up, drawing air into your mouth (like you’re saying, “Ooooh”) and giving his penis a chilly little breeze!

e. Hold his penis in your mouth by sucking firmly and shaking your head at the same time, like saying “No” (but you’ll make him say Yes!)

f. If you’re very careful, your teeth can make a great prop. Hold his penis in your mouth sideways, like an ear of corn, and slide your teeth and tongue up and down the shaft — lightly!

g. Hum while you have his penis in your mouth to give him good vibrations. Just don’t hum anything that would kill the mood, like “Amazing Grace” or “The Star Spangled Banner.”


12. Do you feel like “deep-throating”? Though good fellatio certainly doesn’t depend on this technique (in fact, many men don’t even notice when you do it), you may want to try to take his penis past the gag reflex in your throat. This skill takes some practice. The key is to position yourself so that your mouth and throat creates one straight line; the best way is to lie on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. Take a deep breath and have your lover insert his penis. Don’t panic that this blocks your breathing, you’ll be able to catch a breath on each out-stroke. If you feel the urge to gag, swallow. With patience and practice, the gagging will subside.

13. Too many people concentrate solely on the penis, which is a shame because there’s so much more! While stimulating his penis, massage his butt, his thighs. Fondle his balls, lick his scrotum… take a testicle very gently into your mouth and suck ever-so-softly. Rub your face in his pubic hair and whisper how much you love giving head!

Here’s another fun thing: a very sensitive area lies between his balls and his anus, the perineum. Many men enjoy having this spot licked or stroked in either a circular or back-and-forth motion, and often you can give him a rush of pleasure by rigorously massaging the perineum just before climax.

14. Do you dare attempt an anal invasion? Many men view their anus as an “Exit Only” hole, but these men are missing perhaps one of the most stirring sensations of sex: the prostate massage! First, make sure your fingernails are trimmed and your finger is sufficiently moistened, or dipped in lubricant. Then, gently run your hand from the perineum to the anus and massage the little pucker. When you feel him relax, push your finger (palm side up) into his anus. Slowly raise your finger until you feel a bump, which is the prostate. This gland grows throughout a man’s life life so it may be the size of a golf ball in young adulthood to as big as a pear in later life. Stimulation here provides incredible sensations! Try it at the moment of ejaculation and you may blow your man’s mind!

15. Orgasm. Most men will warn you when they’re ready to cum (it’s the polite thing to do), but sometimes in the heat of the moment they forget. Watch for signs. Some guys tense up or get very still, as if to brace themselves. Other guys make tell-tale facial expressions, and with others you may notice a change in breathing patterns. If you’re going to swallow, prepare by sliding his penis as far back into your throat as possible. Unless you enjoy a snoot-full of semen, seal off your nasal passages like you’re going under water, and get ready to gulp.

If you don’t want to swallow, quickly withdraw his penis from your mouth and continue bringing him to climax with your hand. Or, slide his penis between your oiled breasts, or the lubricated crack in your bottom. If you’re sufficiently excited, switch to vaginal intercourse and let him cum inside you.

Afterward, let him rest. He may be sensitive to touch; if not, stroke his hair, his face, and whisper what a wonderful time you had. Massage his chest and shoulders, or let him roll over so you can rub his back and buttocks. Don’t be surprised if he’s reluctant to kiss you on the mouth until you brush your teeth or gargle with mouthwash. Respect the fact that many men (and women) don’t appreciate a sloppy-wet kiss of their own juices.

Also, don’t be offended if your man needs a nap, consider it a compliment to your love-making that he’s been so thoroughly spent. Go pour yourself a glass of wine, snuggle next to your sleepy guy and bask in the glow of your own fantastic oral sex abilities.

Cheers to you!

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ORAL SEX HEALTH: How Safe is It?

Health experts point out that fellatio and cunnilingus both involve an exchange of bodily fluids, so there is an element of risk of HIV or other STD transmission. Some American authorities have declared that as long as neither partner has open cuts or sores in their mouth, oral sex is safe. Others point out that even brushing and flossing your teeth can create tiny cuts that may not be apparent, but through which diseases can be transmitted.

Diseases that can be transmitted by seminal and vaginal fluids include gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatitis B and possibly HIV. Oral-genital contact can also transmit herpes, syphilis, and gential warts if these organisms are present. So, unless you are sure your partner does not have HIV or another STD, play it safe and use condom or dental dams during oral-genital contact.

One more health issue is that of anal contact during oral stimulation, for example, couples who use sex toys, practice “rimming” (oral stimulation of the anus) or prostate massages (performed through the rectum). Take care NEVER to insert anything into the vagina after it was in the anus! Bacteria common to the colon can produce very nasty vaginal and urinary tract infections. You must thoroughly wash your toys and hands in an anti-bacterial soap such as Safeguard or Lever 2000. Also, never follow rimming with vaginal-oral contact! After such stimulation, brush your teeth and gargle with an antiseptic mouthwash such as Listerine, to eradicate harmful germs.

I know this may not be the most fun Oral Sex post ever, but we did feel the truth about oral sex health should be addressed. So keep your mouths and your privates clean people! It’s either that, or no more 69’s.

Orally Yours,

T.J.

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Performed in sequence, these techniques will lead your man to an explosive orgasm!

#10. Full Body Contact: Rub the penis over your face, brush your lips against the head, press it into your breasts and nipples. Squeeze your breasts around the penis, blow gently on the tip as it peeks out of your cleavage. Bend your head and flick the penis lightly with your tongue (if you can reach).

#9. Side biting: Cover the penis head with your fingertips, holding it gently but firmly in one hand. Then, press your lips firmly against the side of the shaft, softy nibbling with your teeth while sliding your lips up and down the length. Careful with the teeth!

#8. Half-pressing: Press your lips against the penis head, swallow it about halfway down the shaft, then slowly pull it out of your mouth using a drawing-out motion. Release the penis for a few seconds, and blow gently on the tip. Repeat.

#7. Full-pressing: Press your lips against the penis head –tightly now– and suck down the shaft. Slide your lips up and down its full length, periodically releasing it from your mouth to increase agitation and anticipation.

#6. Kissing: Use this “cooling off” technique to delay the inevitible now that he’s fully erect, excited and ready to cum. Take the penis in your hand and gently stroke it, moving the foreskin back and forth briefly. Smother the entire shaft with soft kisses, taking time to brush your lips and tongue over the head, very gently.

#5. Licking: Following the light kisses, lick the entire surface of the penis with a light, flicking motion of your tongue. Give special attention to the penis head, especially the underside, and by all means don’t forget about his testicles! Careful, though, some men have extremely sensitive balls and cannot handle a lot of attention here.

#4. Merry Go Round: Move your tongue in circles around and around the penis while sliding up and down the shaft. Let your hot breath provide further stimulation against the wet skin!

#3. Just Say No: Suck the penis firmly into your mouth and shake your head as though you were saying “No”. Travel up and down the shaft like this, sucking and shaking him to ecstasy. Making “mmmm” sounds as you do this will create wonderful tingling sensations!

#2. “Sucking the Mango”: Use your lips and tongue as if you were sucking juice from a mango. Take the highly-aroused penis into your mouth about halfway, then forcefully suck and press hungerly with your lips. Roll your tongue around the head at the same time… delish!

#1. Devouring: Suck and press your lips as above, but let your mouth become more frantic. Press your tongue along the shaft, rhythmically, at the base of the head. Suck the entire organ, if possible, into your mouth as though you’re trying to swallow it. From the base to the head, suck up and down the shaft with your lips and tongue, ever increasing your vigor. If you continue this action, eventually the penis will ejaculate.

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Cops

I had a pretty funny thing happen to me while I was getting a hummer. My girlfriend, Megan, and I decided to park on a nice chilly fall night. We went to a place we had been going to for the past three or four days (it was a pretty good road, no streetlights). We hopped into the back seat and Megan unbuckled my pants, pulled them down to my ankles and started to give me head. I managed to get her pants too, and started to finger her tight pussy. About 2 minutes into parking, I noticed a car drive by, I ducked (a bit late probably) but the car continued on, no problem. Then we saw headlights again coming from behind our car, and the car stopped. Megan and I ducked under a blanket we had in the back seat and waited. We heard some voices one of then said something about a “body.” Then the circle of light from a flashlight started to dart around on the blanket, and the voice said, “anyone in there?” I poked my head out and saw two cops. I blurted out; “we’ll go away.” But I guess they needed to check the situation out a bit more than that. I told the cops we were naked and they left us along for a few minutes. The female cop asked Megan if she was “alright.” If the cop had seen rip my pants down a few minutes earlier she woulda been asking me that question. The cops let us go w/ just a warning so we found a more secluded spot.

– Richard (Petty)


Drunk

I’ve got a strange one . This past weekend I getting a blow job from a chick at one of our frat parties. I was completely hammered and I had to take a piss like you wouldn’t believe. I would go from a rock hard boner to a semi hard state whenever I started to think about how full my bladder was. I had heard that it’s impossible to piss and cum at the same time, but that didn’t stop me from worrying about it. But like I said, I was hammered, tired, and just wanted to blow my load and go to sleep. I grabbed this chicks head ( I’m pretty sure her name was Lisa or Liz, or something w/ an L) and really started pick up the pace. After a few seconds of hard pumping I was ready to go, so I let loose. I REALLY felt like I was blowing a HUGE load, but then my drunken BJ queen gagged like crazy and pushed off on my thighs so hard I fell onto my ass! I was not in mid orgasm, BUT IN MID PISS! And it just kept coming out; I was laughing so hard I couldn’t stop it. Lisa (or whatever) was completely disgusted and stormed out of the room. Ah well, it still felt pretty good.

– Recovering Alcoholic


Co worker

I just have to tell someone about this I’m at work and just got a great blowjob from a co worker. She’s one of the older (over 45) ladies who I never even thought about in a sexual way. I had a partial hard on (for no reason whatsoever) as I stood next to her desk and I noticed her looking at my bulge. The attention just made my blooper worse. She looked up at me w/ an interested look on her face. I just half smiled and shrugged. Then she asked me to get me some whiteout from the supply room. Maybe it was her age, but for some reason I didn’t realize what was happening until I heard the supply room door open and close and then lock. I peaked around the aisle and sure enough, she had followed me. The next thing I knew I was getting pushed back against a wall. Man, she was determined, not much to look at, but she really knew what she was doing w/ man meat.

After two or three minutes I was ready to let my load fly. I was going to surprise the old lady and shoot it in her mouth w/o warning, but I decided to be nice and give her advanced notice. To my surprise, she had a request, “Could you jerk off into my open mouth?” Pretty kinky for an oldster, huh? I went ahead and rubbed one out, scoring about 90% mouth shots, the other 10% were close by on her face. We cleaned ourselves up and now its back to the old grind. I’m not sure, but after having that much fun w/ the blowjob, I think I might fuck her well, in the supply room anyway.

– Peter


Carpool

It was Monday, and my turn to drive in car pool for the week. All I could think about was Cathy, the new girl, and, I was already thinking ahead to next week, when I might be able to sit next to her in the back seat of Ed’s cramped Nissan. She had long dark hair, dark eyes, and a light tan. She was just barely 5 feet tall, but had a fantastic body small hips, tight ass and grapefruit sized perky tits. For now it was just the four of us, cruising home in my Bonneville. Ed sat next to Cathy in the back and Lisa was up front beside me. The usual chit chat ensued, w/ Ed and me putting a sexual spin on just about everything, and Lisa trying steer the conversation back to where she wanted it. Cathy was very friendly, but she did mention her husband more than once, so it looked like this would be a fantasy type thing only or so I thought.

I first dropped off Ed. Now I let my mind wander a bit “wouldn’t it be great to get it on w/ two chicks in my car?” Wishful thinking when one is Lisa and the other is married. When Cathy mentioned something about Ed being a smoker, I instinctively shouted, “Yeah, a dick smoker!” Cathy laughed like a schoolgirl, but Lisa just groaned and said, “Is that all you think about?” Cathy smiled at me from the back seat and said she didn’t mind, but Lisa protested, and back to mature conversation we went. Until I dropped off Lisa.

Immediately the conversation went from a “dick smoking” joke, to Cathy confessing to me that she loves to give oral sex and also that her husband isn’t into it. With one sentence my dick went from a flaccid 3 inches to an engorged 7 inches. My penis and I were both pretty sure that this conversation was going to take a turn for the better. I told her that her secret is safe w/ me and that anytime she felt the need, I’d be glad to help her out. Without saying a word, and in less than 20 seconds, she had unbuckled two seatbelts, my belt, and was stating to pull down my pants. The head of my penis was already sticking out of my underwear and Cathy moaned at the sight of it.

Cathy’s head bobbed up and down in my lap while my car’s speed matched w/ her speed like a hummer speedometer, and anyone outside the car could surely see she was doing a fine job. She was sucking so hard I was sure I would have bruises on my dick she absolutely loved my dick. We were only about 10 minutes away from her house (and her husband) so I asked her were she wanted me to deliver my load, knowing full well that this lady was a swallower. She never said a word, just moaned and picked up the speed and sucked even harder! I couldn’t believe she could go faster and harder– my balls rose up and I spurted a hot creamy load into her mouth. To this day I still think that was the biggest load I’ve ever shot.

– Satisfied


Halloween

This past weekend my wife and I went to a Halloween party. My wife usually wears some type of skimpy girlie costume, but this year she was into those Scream movies, so she bought that mask from the movie and a black cape. I on the other hand, being somewhat overweight, w/ dark hair chose to be the John Belushi character (Bluto) in a toga from Animal House. Before we even got to the party I started exposing myself to my wife and telling her she has to “service” me while we are at the party. She was only slightly amused, since she had to be on her best behavior her new boss was going to the party too.

The party was a good size, not a blowout, but enough. And lot’s of young snatch running around for a married guy to “look” at. After taking a much need piss, I spotted my wife standing in line. After she lunged at me w/ a knife, I motioned for to go into the bedroom w/ the massive pile of coats on the bed. I hid behind the door w/ my semi hard cock totally exposed. I felt just the slightest bit uneasy about exposing myself to her in the mask (since I couldn’t be totally sure it was her). Then I was really spooked when she walked me over to the light switch and turned the lights out. She quickly knelt down in front of my cock and worked it to full erection before putting it in her mouth. Now I knew what she was doing this was fun! I couldn’t help but imagine that my wife was one of those young nymphs that I had my eye on outside the door. Suddenly, I had myself thinking, “this could be a blowjob from a total stranger!” And that did it, I shot my load into the young babe’s err, I mean my wife’s mouth. Only seconds after I pulled out, light from the hallway filled the room as the bedroom door opened, and I instinctively covered myself. The door closed so I staggered over and turned the light on. I was alone.

I stepped out of the room and walked over to my wife, let out a sigh and said, “That was unbelievable.” She looked at me w/ a confused look on her face and said, “What was unbelievable?” I looked at her face again and saw no smile breaking though. As my eyes scanned the room for another Scream mask, I heard myself fill the void with, “Oh, the dump I just took you wouldn’t believe it just unbelievable.” Then, while I continued to scan the room, my wife uttered a sentence that stopped my brain dead in its tracks. “I just saw my new boss and he wants us to get a picture together . He’s wearing the same costume I am.”

– Screaming in Aston, PA

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TONGUE EXERCISES for EXPERT LOVERS in 5 MINUTES

Good lovers have great tongues, expert at flicking and licking. A skilled tongue can dart in and out of the most private, personal places like a creature with a mind of its own… a dirty mind, at that! Yet a truly toned tongue can convey emotions, too, like yearning, tenderness, mischief, playfullness and much more. With a little practice, you’ll be maneuvering your mouth, lips and tongue like a true artist! Now sit yourself down in front of a mirror and let’s get started.

Meet Your Tongue: Stick it out as far as it’ll go. Roll it, touch your nose if you can. Flatten it out against your chin and then make it as pointy like an arrow. Keep your tongue moist, but don’t drool. Remember: slobbering is a turn-off.

Stick it out again, stiff, as far as it’ll go. Now, move your erect tongue left to right, like a windshield wiper, back and forth, touching the edge of your mouth each time. Can you do this for 30 seconds? Good. 60 seconds? Even better! Encircle your lips with your tongue, clockwise, five times, then switch direction and repeat.

Now, grab an empty shot glass or make a circle with your hand about an inch and a half wide. Hold the rim up to your mouth and slowly stick your tongue in as far as possible WITHOUT TOUCHING THE SIDES. Elongate your tongue, make it as slim and as pointed as you can. Reach down, down… be as precise with your movements as possible.

Lastly, roll a grape or cherry around your mouth. Feel it… lick it… suck it… love it. Tease it with your teeth, careful, don’t break the skin. Mmmm…!

What’s going on? You’re training your tongue to be a fine-tuned instrument. French kissing with your “new” tongue will be more rewarding, you’ll be able to tease and tickle like an expert! Oral sex, too. You can stimulate just the tip of the clitorous, to tickle the delicate underside of the penis head… You get the picture.

Happy Licking!

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DEEP THROAT TECHNIQUES

Rent the movie “Deep Throat” by Linda Lovelace so you know what you’re getting into. Also, it’s an excellent training film!

The theory behind “deep throating” revolves around suppressing the gag reflex in order to allow the tip of a penis to press against the ring of cartilage in the back of your throat. This gives the penis a nice, strong compression sensation that’s supposed to drive a guy wild. Many men, however, cannot tell the difference between deep throating and less invasive oral penetration. You may want to ask your lover before investing the time and effort to learn this skill.

We should first mention there are some possible hazards to deep throating, but nothing too serious. For starters, if you do not successfully suppress the gag reflex, you could accidentally throw up while giving head. Also, if you try to take a big penis into a small throat, you’ll bruise the penis (and boy, will he feel it in the morning!). Lastly, deep throating can give you a nasty sore throat if you’re not careful to stop when you feel discomfort.

Are you ready? First, position yourself so that your mouth and throat is one straight line. The best way to accomplish this is to lie on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed, or with a pillow supporting your head at the proper angle. Relax… take three or four deep breaths in a row to “hyperventilate” yourself so that you won’t feel the need to breathe so soon.

Slowly… gently… your lover inserts his penis. It may feel as though his penis is blocking your airway, don’t panic! You’ll be able to take a breath on each out-stroke. Relax… if you feel the need to gag, swallow. With patience and practice, you’ll learn to suppress your gag reflex and concentrate on manipulating the penis in your mouth.

When your lover is ready to ejaculate, he may naturally want to thrust as far down your throat as possible. You needn’t be afraid that his semen will reach your lungs and choke you. The epiglottis (the flap that blocks your windpipe when you swallow so food goes to your stomach) is too far down your throat for the penis to push aside. So, again, relax and let the cum shoot down to your tummy.

You may be surprised to discover that swallowing semen is a breeze when deep throating! There’s hardly any taste or sensation, since the penis is too far back in the mouth to affect the tongue and tastebuds. However, if you’re worried about gagging, try to maneuver your head back as your lover ejaculates, so you have plenty of time to swallow in the usual manner.

Lastly, remember: Practice makes perfect.

Happy deep throating!

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The Rules of the Game

Fellatio

Givers:

1) Mix it up! It’s easy to fall into a rhythm and just whack a guy off with your mouth. What’s your hurry? Oral sex shortcuts lead to wimpy climaxes. Instead, layer different sensations! Stroke, kiss, suck, lick and enjoy the sensual route to exquisite orgasms.

2) Watch the teeth, please! It doesn’t take much to break the delicate skin of a penis. Remember, even the tiniest of teeth-nicks can be conduits for STD’s.

3) If you don’t want to swallow, don’t. Tell him he can’t cum in your mouth BEFORE you begin oral sex, to avoid surprises and potentially-embarrassing situations.

4) Keep tissues and a glass of water nearby, if possible. One or both of you may need ‘em.

Receivers:

1) Take it easy! Don’t thrust yourself too far down your partner’s throat, and don’t sulk if she won’t “deep throat.” This ain’t a porno movie.

2) Watch for signs of fatigue. If your lover looks tired, let her rest or suggest she come up for some kisses and cuddling. It’s possible that only her jaws are tired; if so, show her how to stroke your penis with her hands.

3) Swallowing isn’t everything. Sure, it’s nice when a woman lets you cum in her mouth, but it’s nicer if she does so because she wants to, not because you pressured her into it.

4) A gentleman always, always tells his partner when he’s about to climax from oral sex. Even if she’s told him she loves to swallow, he needs to give her time to prepare for the “explosion.”

5) Accentuate the positive! Tell her what you like, not what you don’t like. Say, “Mmm… that feels good but THIS really makes me hot!” Give direction, as needed, but keep it supportive and encouraging.

Cunnilingus

Givers:

1) Careful with that clit! Imagine all the nerves you’ve got in your penis concentrated in that one little button. Take it easy & build her excitement.

2) No teeth! Your lips, tongue, fingers and imagination are all you need, honest.

3) Never blow directly into the vagina. In rare instances, you could cause an air embolism, and kill her.

4) Think variety! Even the most delicious sensations become tiresome after a point. Avoid stimulating the same area in the same manner for an extended period of time. One exception is direct clitoral stimulation when you lover is beginning to climax.

Receivers:

1) Remember personal hygiene. Always present your lover with a clean, fresh pussy to feast upon!

2) Try to keep your thighs spread so your partner can breathe. If you like to hold your legs together when you climax, let your lover know so you both can adjust your positions for maximum comfort.

3) Be considerate. Cunnilingus can be exhausting and is especially hard on the neck muscles. If your partner seems fatigued, suggest a rest period, a change in positions or reach down and massage his/her neck & shoulders.

4) Let your lover know when you’re nearing orgasm, especially if you’ll need a particular kind of stimulation to climax.

5) Don’t play coy. Tell your partner how you like to be touched, licked, pleased.

6) Focus on the positive! Never say, “That doesn’t feel good” but rather, “This feels better.”

Both of you, always remember the Golden Rule.

Great sex is two bodies, working as one.

You’re in this together!