
Everything you ever wanted to know about going down, but were unable to ask cause your mouth was full!
Average amount of semen per ejaculation: 1 – 2 teaspooons
Average number of calories per teaspoon of semen: 7
Fat content: 0
The average ejaculate volume contains 60% of the US RDA for Vitamin C!
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph
Average speed of city bus: 25 mph
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3 to 4 inches
The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life from development to ejaculation: 2 1/2 months
Average length of flaccid penis: 3.5 inches
Average length of erect penis: 5.1 inches
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (Blue Whale)
Amount of time needed for a man to regain an erection after ejaculation: 2 minutes to 2 weeks
Average number of erections per day for a man: 11
Average number of erections during the night: 9
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7, 200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2, 000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who are probably lying: 40%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty about masturbating often: 41%
Percent of men who should relax and enjoy a natural pleasure: 41%
Most arousing time of day for a man: early morning
Most arousing season of the year: autumn
Most arousing scents to men: cinnamon and vanilla
Aromas that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie
Foods rumored to improve sexual function: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ
Top three ways to improve sexual function: stop smoking, excercise, eat right
SPEAKING OF “EATING RIGHT”…
In general, the taste of a man’s semen varies with his diet. Some say that alkaline-based foods (such as fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste, and the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the most distasteful.
On the other hand, acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) can give semen a pleasant, sugary taste. Examples of foods that improve the taste of semen: mangos, kiwi, grapefruit, oranges, lemons, limes, and flavorful beers like Bass, Honey Brown, Labatte Blue, etc. Corona with lime is double the fun! Mmmm… now savor that sweet, hot ambrosia, shooting down your throat!
Why you makin’ that face? What are you, some kinda cum-phobic? Buck up, soldier, if you wanna give good head you oughtta learn to love every minute, from first lick to the last, lingering swallow! Lots of women are a little apprehensive about the first time they take “The Big Gulp,” so we’re providing here a recipe to reproduce the taste & texture of real ejaculate. Give yourself a chance to get familiar with semen, so you’re ready, willing, and eager for the full experience of oral pleasure. This recipe is also great for partners of the many men out there who no longer ejaculate after prostate surgery, or for cum aficionados who can’t get enough!
Kitchen Cum
Ingredients:
- 2 cups water
- 1/4 cup salt
- A handful of dry pasta (ie: spaghetti, linguini, etc)
- 4 drops almond extract, or to taste
- 3 drops bitters, or to taste
Add salt to water and bring to boil in small pot. Meanwhile, pulverize the pasta in a blender or food processor. Cook the pasta in salted, boiling water for 15 to 20 minutes, until total mush. If needed, add a little water to maintain consistency of cum. Add the bitters and almond extract. Empty the mixture into a bowl, cover and refrigerate for several hours until the mix is a jelly-like mass.
Transfer the mixture to small pot, again. Heat to approximately 92 to 94 degrees, thinning with warm water as needed to create a slightly tacky, translucent white liquid.
Enjoy!
My Week In Oral Sex
Mon. 6/6
Shower prior to shooting: Quinn is a new comer so we had never met before, let alone had a chance to properly acquaint ourselves– so I offered to help shave her pussy (by the way, this pick up line is to be used with extreme caution. Frankly men should disregard it all together.) We got nice and wet in the shower and I had her prop up one of her fiercely long legs up on the wall so I could get to her creamy pussy. While on my knees looking up, I lathered soap from her thighs, to her plump ass, and finally around her then fuzzy pink pussy. I loved looking up and seeing everything covered in foam but the slit of her pussy and ass! She received a very attentive shave, and was very helpful in spreading her pussy for me whenever I needed her to do so. Once we rinsed off her lips felt so slick and smooth– totally worth the effort. I licked around her pussy and let the water from the shower splash between her thighs and my face. She held my long hair for me while I teased her and sucked on one of her lips. Once my tongue dipped inside her slit I’m not sure what happened– I may have lost some time.. I loved feeling the wetness of her pussy mixing with the water in my mouth…
Tue. 6/7
On set we shot a 2 lady, 1 gentleman scene today — I love the results almost as much as I loved shooting it (which would be impossible to surpass)! There were two very sexy/memorable events today that I ought to mention– Monday night we decided that scissoring would be a really fun first time for both girls– and we take fantasies very seriously around here! So as we were getting warmed up for the huge dick on set– we went for it! We took a moment to think about the hows and wheres of course, then we overlapped legs and pressed our lips together. Yes. It was hot, wet, incredible, arousing, even slightly more exciting than I anticipated. So exciting that we even tried to figure out how to arrange for our now really stiff male star to penetrate our scissored lips– but it was far to advanced for our mere 10 minutes of total time in that position. All in all it was agreed that touching pussies was insanely hot– but requires great stamina and the ability to laugh with yourself & those around you while having sex. The other event I’d like to mention occurred while shooting an intense fucking scene earlier. After our new comer climaxed, I was instructed to lick the cum off of our male talents throbbing hard-on. I gladly accepted! I’ve only been able to indulge in this once or twice before so it was a real treat! Her cum was perfect all over his cock, making him slightly sweet… The perfect conclusion? After I licked his shaft clean, he gave us a facial together.
Thurs. 6/9
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::It seems like the coolest oral experience for the week was saved for last! This was a first time for me– where I was able to have a lovely wet snatch and huge cock on my face at the same time!!! Honestly I have thought about it several times per day every day since then because it was really that serious.:: Quinn and I started the show with mutual masturbation. We then progressed into a short Over-the-Knee spanking scene, and eventually made it into a boy, girl, girl three some. As the two girls in the trio, it was fun to use our mouths together, rotating our tongues, lips, and sucking on him repeatedly. She and I put our mouths on either side of his thick shaft, letting him push through our soft lips. Once we got that technique down we alternated for awhile, and switched gears a little allowing her to go into doggy with me guiding her hips from the front. It was hot to watch, so before long I asked if I could position my head under all the action (his dick & her snatch). It was phenomenal! I loved being able to use each and every sense at once on two people… By simply extending my tongue, I could taste her wet lips AND his stiff dick! I will say that it’s a bit overwhelming, and if you aren’t mindful of your position it may become difficult to breathe. Don’t let this serve as any sort of discouragement though… it’s perfection, and I’ll be doing it again as soon as possible!
- Arden Adamz