In today’s thoughts on oral sex — When the DOW goes down, so should you!

Oral Sex Recession - Arden AdamzI’m a glutton for new articles and perspectives on sex, and mouthy pieces make me particularly excitable. Recently I’ve been noticing that with the influx in recession coverage, thrifty sex information has also risen to the occasion. What’s even more exciting is the new perk up in American consumption of sexual health products. “What in the heck does this have to do with more blow j’s Arden?” You might query. Here’s the break down my horny-recessed-friends… Not only is oral sex free, (alternatively if it is not free it’s less expensive according to several recent right wing news articles) but it’s also considered a damn effective form of contraception– yielding erotic benefits unique to itself.

According to a Forbes.com article* on Sex and the Recession, while industries across the board are taking financial kicks to the balls– sexual aid and sexual health companies are putting out more products than ever before for the increased demand from responsible, sexually active consumers. It’s not much of a surprise– depressed economies and war are known for instigating more sex among citizens, and today we’re still not ready to let our libidos take a slide with the market! When you walk into your local mega mart you’ll find new expanded family planning, sexual enhancement products, and even toys! Embracing new affordable products are helping Americans everywhere recess-proof their sex lives. Don’t let the lack of cushion prevent you from… ok, OK… The point is, despite certain challenges we might face– we can all turn to one of our less obvious past times– Oral Sex.

Arden

* Forbes.com “Sex And Recession” Christopher Varmus