Arden Talks About Road Head

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It’s summer time! For most Americans, plans will include some kind of exodus to a large body of water: Beaches, Lakes, Pools, etc. Well this is, and I thought of what that trend might mean for those of us naughty enough to read this and then go on vacation… If you’re driving to one of the destinations I’ve mentioned, and find yourself (or your partner) contemplating the possibility of “Road Head“… Remember this article! (It might save your life! And in turn save all the oral sex you would otherwise be having in the future!)

Road trips have this unique way of surprising us from time to time. You never know what could happen when you’re all cooped up in a vehicle with each other, bound for destinations known or otherwise. It can be unpredictable, but one thing you can usually count on while stationary for hours on end– is boredom. No matter the playlists, magazines, naps, advanced level I-Spy, or fast food stops– you may find yourself desperately searching for entertainment alternatives. Once you’ve crossed this threshold you may also find yourself considering things you’ve never before considered… like road head.

It’s only natural for sex to weasel it’s way into even the most mundane tasks. While driving, or locked in bumper to bumper traffic, it’s fun to joke about making the ride a little sexier. There’s a certain allure to blow jobs on wheels. It’s semi-public, with all the pedestrians, cars, & trucks– someone might catch you! It’s fast, it involves cars, it’s spontaneous, and it’s down right naughty! You might be asking yourself– “Why don’t we face-fuck every time we get behind the wheel?!?” Well my friends, I can tell you based upon thorough personal research– It’s not as entertaining as you might expect!

For starters: Many vehicles pose built-in obstacles that barricade you from reaching your intended target. Seat belts, gear shifters, steering wheels, center consoles, arm rests… All total obstructions! If you manage to somehow overcome such barriers, (you must be an expert yogi, &/or fiercely determined) there are still certain things to consider: The semi-public element you once thought of as a thrill may turn on you at any time. Likely observers will be the people NOT driving other vehicles, such as children, or the elderly. Law enforcement is another potential threat. You certainly don’t want any of these people peeping your in-car sexcapades. Last but certainly not least (and probably the most obvious) there’s the risk of wrecking your car resulting in the worst orgasm ever.

In the end, road head seems to be a lot more trouble than it’s worth, but If you’re not convinced & find yourself determined to blow on the go, I have a few recommendations. First: Don’t wait until your on the highway to whip it out and indulge. Save this naughty treat for back roads only, or a similar area where traffic won’t be so abundant. Or: Consider opting for a backseat oral session instead. You could talk dirty on your way to a secluded parking lot and hop into the backseat once you arrive. It will still feel risky but won’t involve all the complications of traditional road head. Another option might be: Road hand jobs instead of head. It’s a lot more discrete, comfortable, and you can even keep your seat belt on! Good Luck out there!   Arden

The year 2011 was a great year for Oral Sex. (I know I’ve certainly met my protein quota…) When I reflect back upon all the mouth sex of last year, it usually brings one thing to mind… What will future sex be like? It’s fun to reminisce about sticky facials, eating cream pies, and sitting on wet tongues… but that time has past… We’re now well into January and it’s becoming more and more evident to me that this year is going to be much different. Little did we Arden Adamzknow that with each dirty cell phone photo, naughty web cam show, and remotely operated sex toy use, we were really just preparing for the great Tech Sex Crescendo of 2012!

It’s not hard to believe that SIM techies are masterminding new ways to get it on. Our natural proclivity is to fuck after all, right? I’ve been known to flirt with kinky apps occasionally. It makes running errands a lot more satisfying when your phone is a versatile piece of sex equipment… and cuts down on the cost of supercharged sex toys that cost about the same. Need an “Advanced Guide To Oral Sex” on the fly? Well there’s an app for that on android. In fact there was even an app (since discontinued) called “Puff” for iPhone that allowed users to lift the skirt’s of Japanese girls by blowing into their cell’s microphone, creating a virtual gust of wind. I digress.

It’s intriguing to check out all of the complex toys and gadgets out on the market that highly trained scientists made for your horny mouth & mind. Did you know there are fascinating new technologies being used in Japan to simulate (hot?) make out sessions with your computer? Kissing robot attachments are currently being manufactured to help bridge the gap between Eastern long distance lovers– then the world! The kit simulates everything from pressure to odor and even has the capacity to memorize oral patterns & uniqueness. As The Dude from The Big Lebowski once said, “Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic!”

Future Sex is real, and it’s happening all around us– So I’d like to remind everyone just how important it is to go down on each other in real time. Let’s make an effort to reach our maximum Oral Sex potential before Singularity takes us all by the balls– It probably won’t be much longer till bionic features and robotic limbs start making their way south of the belt loop, hence this important blog.





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Hey you exhibitionists and sexy geeks, it’s safe to say that home videos are a little more… complex… than they used to be, right? Sex on film is one of my favorite topics, and D.I.Y. smut is a lot more versatile than you might think. I know that only a small percentage of men & women out there aspire to become porn stars– yet the majority of sex scenes made are not mass produced… they’re shot in your bedrooms you dirty girls & boys! That’s OK with me though! I’m definitely on board with occasional self made entertainment– and I have some surprising options you may not have considered…

It’s important to know that not all D.I.Y. porno is equal. Many potential starlets shy away from their private spotlight due to the (extremely rational) fear that the sensitive content could somehow go viral. Yikes! So while you’re the only one who knows what will be appropriate for your private (and possibly public) life– you should know there are safe & discrete ways to fulfill those naughty inclinations. Creating your own Oral Sex flick, no matter how vanilla or kinky, can be fun and exhilarating!

A good first thing to consider when you get started is, Level of Exposure: It’s important to establish clear boundaries right from the gate, so you can relax & enjoy great head while the camera’s rolling.

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Well Hello there Oral investigators, it’s been a productive week for oral sex! Today I bring you a story fresh off the set of a new AltPorn Network film where I’ve spent the last week doing everything from menage tois shoots, to spanking new comer Quinn Kelly over my knee. I’m pleased to report that there were tremendous oral encounters all along the way– even a few first’s for everyone!

Mon. 6/6

Shower prior to shooting: Quinn is a new comer so we had never met before, let alone had a chance to properly acquaint ourselves– so I offered to help shave her pussy (by the way, this pick up line is to be used with extreme caution. Frankly men should disregard it all together.) We got nice and wet in the shower and I had her prop up one of her fiercely long legs up on the wall so I could get to her creamy pussy. While on my knees looking up, I lathered soap from her thighs, to her plump ass, and finally around her then fuzzy pink pussy. I loved looking up and seeing everything covered in foam but the slit of her pussy and ass! She received a very attentive shave, and was very helpful in spreading her pussy for me whenever I needed her to do so. Once we rinsed off her lips felt so slick and smooth– totally worth the effort. I licked around her pussy and let the water from the shower splash between her thighs and my face. She held my long hair for me while I teased her and sucked on one of her lips. Once my tongue dipped inside her slit I’m not sure what happened– I may have lost some time.. I loved feeling the wetness of her pussy mixing with the water in my mouth…

Tue. 6/7

On set we shot a 2 lady, 1 gentleman scene today
— I love the results almost as much as I loved shooting it (which would be impossible to surpass)! There were two very sexy/memorable events today that I ought to mention– Monday night we decided that scissoring would be a really fun first time for both girls– and we take fantasies very seriously around here! So as we were getting warmed up for the huge dick on set– we went for it! We took a moment to think about the hows and wheres of course, then we overlapped legs and pressed our lips together. Yes. It was hot, wet, incredible, arousing, even slightly more exciting than I anticipated. So exciting that we even tried to figure out how to arrange for our now really stiff male star to penetrate our scissored lips– but it was far to advanced for our mere 10 minutes of total time in that position. All in all it was agreed that touching pussies was insanely hot– but requires great stamina and the ability to laugh with yourself & those around you while having sex. The other event I’d like to mention occurred while shooting an intense fucking scene earlier. After our new comer climaxed, I was instructed to lick the cum off of our male talents throbbing hard-on. I gladly accepted! I’ve only been able to indulge in this once or twice before so it was a real treat! Her cum was perfect all over his cock, making him slightly sweet… The perfect conclusion? After I licked his shaft clean, he gave us a facial together.

Thurs. 6/9

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::It seems like the coolest oral experience for the week was saved for last! This was a first time for me– where I was able to have a lovely wet snatch and huge cock on my face at the same time!!! Honestly I have thought about it several times per day every day since then because it was really that serious.:: Quinn and I started the show with mutual masturbation. We then progressed into a short Over-the-Knee spanking scene, and eventually made it into a boy, girl, girl three some. As the two girls in the trio, it was fun to use our mouths together, rotating our tongues, lips, and sucking on him repeatedly. She and I put our mouths on either side of his thick shaft, letting him push through our soft lips. Once we got that technique down we alternated for awhile, and switched gears a little allowing her to go into doggy with me guiding her hips from the front. It was hot to watch, so before long I asked if I could position my head under all the action (his dick & her snatch). It was phenomenal! I loved being able to use each and every sense at once on two people… By simply extending my tongue, I could taste her wet lips AND his stiff dick! I will say that it’s a bit overwhelming, and if you aren’t mindful of your position it may become difficult to breathe. Don’t let this serve as any sort of discouragement though… it’s perfection, and I’ll be doing it again as soon as possible!

Arden Adamz

I often have some of my very best ideas while I’m in the shower… While washing my legs last night I began thinking about how I want to shave my pussy this week, or not. I stood there with soap in hand, rubbing the bubbles all over my neck… and it sort of dawned on me that I should write about the relationship between pubic hair and oral sex. I also realized that I probably give more thought to the aesthetics of my “bikini zone” than the average individual.

When discussing oral sex– body hair tends to be a topic which most consider an afterthought. Though what I’ve discovered with sex is sometimes it’s the “afterthoughts” that can make things incredible. The nuances, details, temperature, moistness, etc. So as seemingly insignificant as it may seem– there’s totally a time and place for a bit of stylized cock & pussy. Several articles and surveys have listed “a clean bikini zone” as being one of the top sexual confidence boosters among women. Though I haven’t read any similar material concerning men– the feedback I’ve received agrees. Of course being well groomed and utilizing forethought is a confidence booster! I think there might be a little more to it than general aesthetic though.

Beyond the visual and tangible appeal, waxing, shaving, and trimming do offer less obvious benefits. I consider intimate manicuring to be a highly personal and empowering experience. Regardless of occupation, orientation, or gender– I think that it’s one of the most personal expressions of sex & style we utilize.  For those who don’t lead porn star lives, it’s an opportunity to take on something slightly deviant– and the only person(s) who will know are whom you exclusively invite! The true beauty of any statement made with a renewable medium (namely hair), is that you can always change it!

– Arden Adamz

So my oral friends, the time has come for me to discuss feminine mouthy encounters! You guessed it– cunnilingus! Though I consider myself to be more advanced in the cock sucking department, I’ve also had many adventures indulging in female anatomy. So, in order to properly explore this most “sensitive” issue, I thought it best to take a personal inventory of my pussy and it’s recipe for satisfaction.

Early on in my sex life, I made a lot of beginner’s mistakes. One that really sticks out happens to be my approach to receiving oral. For quite awhile I relied on sheer hope and psychic attempts to guide my partners’ mouth toward satisfying me sexually– a really big mistake! This tactic almost always ended in my frustration and all together avoidance of receiving oral sex.  Most adolescent guys go right for a girl’s most sensitive feature, her clit, like its a bull’s eye in a shooting gallery– surely the key to success. Though I’m a huge fan of clitoral stimulation– it truly is my most sensitive part– and direct stimulation is unpleasantly overwhelming. I doubled up on masturbating and riding cock for a few years…When a new fling began making headway between my legs, I’d redirect their attention to something more productive like my head between their legs (This may have something to do with my appreciation for cock sucking, haha!). Occasionally I’d give in and let someone take a shot at going down on me– always with the same results–Thanks, but no thanks! Eventually I met to someone who wasn’t so easily swayed by my diversions. I was hesitant to break my effectively-ineffective routine, but with some reassurance I finally allowed it. I was encouraged to vocalize all along the way, like that game red light/green light we all played as kids? I didn’t cum the first, second, or fifth time he went down on me, but that didn’t matter because I enjoyed each attentive lick, suck, and kiss. For me it was a total revelation– that I could have been enjoying such pleasure all along had I simply said something…

Finally when I began indulging in girl on girl action, I had a better understanding of what it meant to be a good lay. Speaking your mind & vocalizing your desires are sometimes just as important as the physical exchanges we make during sex. I’ve been fortunate enough to have friends who are as open to sexual dialogue as I am, and I’ve heard a lot of ladies share stories similar to mine.  I’m always fascinated by how different oral sex can be with each and every individual… “Ask and you shall receive”? Right?

– Arden Adamz

My favorite aspect of Adult work is the incredible (and often times brutally honest) feedback, fantasies, and questions I receive from fans/viewers. I’m actually a huge fan of my fans! Frequently, I’m faced with burning questions from men and women alike– curious about sex, the Adult Industry, Erotica, and other saucy topics. One of my all time favorite questions though (my answer being the subject of this very blog) is a perplexing query many women (and men too!) postulate, “Arden, what do I do with my Boyfriend’s balls during a blow job?!”. A very good question indeed!

Incorporating a man’s testicles into oral is one sure step toward amazing new sex! Often times they go without attention simply because uncharted territory can be a bit intimidating, and typically fellatio can focus solely on the cock. I personally hit a point about four or five years ago where I had a bit of a sexual epiphany… Balls can and should be incorporated into sex on various levels– they’re an incredible source of pleasure for men– and hella fun to play with! One of my most popular photo sets “Bluejeans BlowJob” ( gives viewers an intimate look at some serious mouth to ball action. I adore playing with a guys package in it’s entirety, and passing each part over my wet tongue. Though every man is different, and thus has a different threshold for what is pleasing and too sensitive– I do tend to find that the majority are thrilled to have two new members join the party!

To answer the initial question, “Arden, What do I do with my Boyfriend’s balls during a blow job?!”– I have a few techniques worth testing out. First I would recommend some light play to explore the new sensations. Experiment with your fingers, palms, tongue, lips, cheeks, and nipples…what it feels like with and without lubrication… communicating what each other finds more or less stimulating (Note: This doesn’t always require vocals, but if there’s an excuse to talk dirty I take it!). During an oral session I love testing my limits by sucking on both his balls at once, and attempting to slip his entire cock and balls into my mouth at the same time… If his hard-on and the boys combined prove too dramatic for you, alternating between the two is a great option! I’m also a big fan of swapping out a guys dick all together in oral and exclusively licking and sucking his nuts (once you have him nice and hard a great compliment to this is jerking off his cock with a well lubricated hand, paying special attention to the head!).

So that’s my little diddy on “The Boys” and how to start sharing some love with them between the sheets!!! I hope you’re inspired to go test out some of my suggestions, and if so please share your findings!! I’m a big believer in sex as a learning process, and I aim to be quite astute!


Arden Adamz