This kind of post has been done before on other blog sites, but damnit it was fun gathering up all of these tunes.  Most of them are old and bring back some kind of memory… heh.  Sure, I stole a few from online lists, although most of the songs are obvious choices.  I also pestered my co-workers about it this morning and luckily one lady in particular was super enthusiastic about sending me cock sucking related songs (sorry, “Pop That Coochie” didn’t meet the requirements).  Without further ado, here is my list of songs about oral sex.  Enjoy!

 Lil Wayne – Lollipop. I for one can never lick a lollipop without biting into it. This method wouldn’t work for me.

Khia – My Neck, My Back.  Because everyone washes their car in high heels.

Denise LaSelle – Lick It Before You Stick It.  Well, she’s right.

20 Fingers – Lick It.  Right Again.

SWV – Downtown.  This is one of my favorites. “That’s the love that you’ve been dreaming of.” By “love” she means “vagina”.

N.E.R.D. – Brain. He really loves your brain.

Akinyele – Put It In Your Mouth.  Classic. No oral sex song list is complete without it.

Kid Cudi – Make Her Say.  Poker face. Heh. Get it? Poker face.

Aerosmith – Love In An Elevator.  I still have yet to do this. The elevator thing, that is.

Shawnna – Gettin’s Some.   Where is the explicit version? WTF?

Bloodhound Gang – Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny. I got nothin’ for this one.

Lil Kim and Sisqo – How Many Licks? Yes, Sisqo.

Cam’Ron – Touch It Or Not.  The feminist inside of me is dying a little.

Blink 182 – The Blow Job Song. To the point.

Peter Gabrielle – Kiss The Frog.  Frog? Really?

And now for something completely different… Leonard Cohen – Chelsea Hotel #2. It’s about way more than a blow job. It is a great song. I had to share it. It’s your reward for making it to the end.

This was brought to my attention by a blog post, Where Have All the Blowjobs Gone? Why Esquire Is Wrong in Open Salon, stating that this simply wasn’t true and that it is in fact the days of the “reluctant” blowjob that are over.  Here here!  I have a good number girlfriends (girls that are friends) and we speak openly about sex, oral sex included.  Go figure, the girl that writes on oralsex.com talks openly about sex with her friends.  I can only think of one friend who dislikes giving blowjobs.  I realize that I probably roll in a circle of ladies that may be more comfortable in their sexuality than the average broad.  I could very well be wrong about that as I have done no research to prove such a statement is true.  My point here is that I am on board with the author of the Salon.com article writer, Rachel Kramer Bussel, in that the days of blow job lovers are not gone!

The writer of the Esquire article also states that he was alarmed to find out that men like receiving BJ’s less these days.  Why?  Because most of his friends said they would rather go down on a woman than get a blow job?  So what?  That doesn’t mean they suddenly want nothing to do with a mouth on their cock.  It simply means they enjoy giving more than receiving; it doesn’t mean that they no longer wish to enjoy oral delights.  You know what else, most of my friends enjoy giving blow jobs over receiving cunnilingus.  People (not all) enjoy the act of pleasing their partner.  They like being in control.  They like bringing pleasure.  They like knowing that they are rocking someone’s world.  It’s an ego boost and there is certainly nothing wrong with ego boosts.  Also, people just enjoy making others feel good.  I like cooking dinner, but it doesn’t mean I don’t like ordering pizza every now and then.

The blow jobs haven’t gone anywhere.  They’re alive and happy as they’ve ever been.  Rachel is right.  The days of the women giving head with disdain or lackluster enthusiasm are far closer to being extinct than blowjobs themselves.  Instead of feeling obligated to suck cock, women are excited and turned on by it.  They enjoy the act.  Sure, there are those out there that don’t care for it, but that’s just life.  All things aren’t for all people.  If you don’t enjoying giving blowjobs but continue to do so, stop this very instant.

I hope you enjoyed my rant.  Now go read the original articles.

Jezebel's Sex vs. Chocolate

You may or may not be regular readers of Jezebel.  If you are, then you already know about their March Madness: Sex vs. Chocolate showdown.  I’m not going to spend forever explaining it, but basically they take a whole bunch of sex acts and week by week narrow it down to the people’s favorite and do the same with chocolate.  You, the internet user, gets to vote!  The two semifinalists are then pitted against one another for the ultimate Sex. vs. Chocolate win.  This is Jezebel’s genius little baby and you should definitely check out everything that has to do with it.

Last week the people voted and oral sex beat out handjob in the back of the bus.  No surprise there, but it isn’t over yet, folks!  I’m pulling for oral to make it all the way to the end, so for the next match up, get out there and vote!  I love chocolate, but I don’t think it will ever win over a good round of oral sex.  Check out Jezebel for all of the details!

If you need a little help in either area the official Steak and BJ Website has plenty of blowjob tips and steak recipes.  I am partial to all of Tristan Taormino EduPorns so I would go with Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Oral Sex Part Two – Fellatio or Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Advanced Fellatio.  I trust her to lead me in the right direction.  Her movies are great for couples and totally sex positive.  As far as steak recipes are concerned – if your steak requires more than a grille and a pinch of salt then your meat is crap.

I don’t see any reason why vegetarians can’t get in on the action.  Go ahead and grill up some tofu, tempe or a portabello mushroom.  The sausage in your pants counts as meat free since sucking, licking and admiring are the only activities involved.

Have a great holiday!

Here are a few suggestions:

Start with what you know: A blow job.  While his member is in your mouth, place the palm of your hand underneath them.  You can gently cup them or just let them know you’re there.  Let them feel the ever so slight pressure of your hand and the warmth of your skin.  Support them.  Give them a little break from gravity.  From here you can caress them softly using a slow circular or back and forth motions with the palm of your hand.  Increase the pressure with ease and feel free to experiment as long as you proceed with care!

Some suggestions for moving from his cock to his balls: Once you’ve given his wang a once over, go ahead and be playful about it – slide your tongue down his shaft, like a reverse lollipop, until you reach his scrotum.  You can also exchange the tongue action for kisses.  Start at his head with sweet little kisses and make your way down.  Make sure your lips are nice and wet.  Work up a little saliva and let it be a part of all things oral.  Keep stroking his cock, or least keep a nice comforting grip on it.

*Side Note: If they’re not clean, don’t lick them.  Guys, if you know there is a little funk happening down there, be a dear and let her or him know.  There’s also nothing wrong with saying, ‘hey, I would love for you to do this, let me go wash up.’  They might decide to devour your funkiness.  There may be some bacterial issues involved, but you can at least warn them!

There you are with his balls staring you right in the mouth.  It’s go time.  As with all things sex related, you can always turn back.  Otherwise, get to work!  Start with a little licking.  Don’t lap them up like a thirsty animal.  Instead, use slow licks.  Get used to the texture of his sack.  You can use the tip of your tongue to make imaginary shapes or get into it with nice firm strokes using a flat tongue.  See what he likes and spend extra time doing that.

Now that you’ve kissed them and made them feel loved, it’s time to pop one in your mouth and start sucking!  Okay, that may have sounded a little ridiculous, but look, we’re talking about sucking on balls here.  It’s OK to take it with a sense of humor.  Roll one around in your mouth, add a little sucking action, and let your tongue be a part of the fun.  Keep you fangs retracted.  There is no need to get your teeth involved.  This post is not about cock and ball torture!  If you’re getting into it, go ahead pop the other one in there and suck, lick and enjoy his entire sack.  You can always pull back if he doesn’t seem into it, but there is a pretty good chance that he will be loving life, especially if you’re stroking his cock along the way.

Don’t be afraid to come up for air and get a nice healthy mix of ball and cock sucking going.  Your hands can be involved in stimulating both his penis and his jewels as well.  Let the saliva flow freely.  Most importantly, be gentle and communicate!

I hope this has been helpful in getting you on your way to taking his marbles into your mouth.  If one or both of you don’t like it, there is no need to force anything.  You can walk away at least knowing you tried.

Happy Friday.

Simply put, there is no other feeling like a mouth on your vulva. It’s warm, wet and so many different sensations can be experienced. Hot or cold air can be gently blown over the pussy lips and whole vulva area. Lips can kiss, ever-so-gently brush against or suck on every inch of her womanly bits. The tongue can be made to be soft, flat and broad, or firm and pointy to lick, swirl, press or flick. Teeth can be used to gently nibble or even apply a bit more pressure for some pain play. Add moaning in and the vibrations traveling up from the throat to the mouth will act like a vibrator on her.

Notice how I said “every inch”? I can’t stress that enough. The clit is not the only part of the vulva that is sensitive to stimulation! Inner thighs, outer and inner lips, the perineum, the urethral meatus, the vaginal opening, the clit and all the other areas there that you can get your mouth on can be incredibly sensitive. It’s about playing around with different speeds (fast is not always better!), sensations, and techniques. Take. Your. Time. The average woman takes 30 minutes of continual stimulation to reach orgasm. It’s all about a nice gradual build up. The worst you can do is try to get her to orgasm right off the bat. Instead, let her know you’re going to be down there for a while and she should make herself good and comfortable. Tease her like you’ve never teased her before. Go painfully slow and explore every fold, nook, and cranny present between her thighs. Pay attention to which types of stimulation she responds to and what areas are really sensitive.

Don’t be afraid to be silly with it. Pinch her outer lips together and move your hands in a motion like you’re trying to jerk her clit off through the lips. Suck, nibble and pull on the lips. When your mouth is on her, play with different moaning or humming sounds; the pitch of the hum changes the feel of the vibrations. Hold her clitoral hood between your lips or fingers and have her do kegel exercises to move her clit up and down and jerk herself off. Or suck her clit off like you’re giving her a blowjob. It’s all about being creative, adventurous and just experimenting as much as you can to find new ‘tricks’.

Some women need the same stimulation over and over again, while others need you to keep switching it up. Personally? Put your fucking fingers in me and get my g-spot going! I can’t stand it when a guy is only using his mouth on me and forgetting how unbelievably amazing it is for him to do that along with his fingers rubbing against my g-spot. But not every woman is the same. Some don’t experience any pleasure from g-spot stimulation or fingering, so TALK to your partner about what she likes. You can also use a hand or two to play with her breasts, push down on her pubic mound, or gently stroke any part of her body that’s within reach.

Oral is all about having fun. You need to be enjoying yourself just as much as she is. It’s not something to be taken so seriously… play around, be silly and that’s when you learn so much more about your partner’s sexual response than ever before. The more you put yourself out there and really work to figure out all the different things you can do to her, the more willing she’ll be when she returns the favour and goes down on you. Encourage each other to be as adventurous and creative as possible and a whole new world of oral pleasure will emerge.

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Maxxters is a female in her late 20s and a former high school teacher. She taught Science and Sex Ed to 12-18 year olds. She’s currently working on her Master’s degree in Human Sexuality. She is also an aerobics instructor and personal trainer, working with those who suffer from eating disorders and body image issues. Send her your questions at: maxxters@sexpertslounge.com