I worked for an online sex toy retailer for a few years before I got this sweet OralSex.com gig.  I learned a lot about vibrators, dildos, lube, cock rings, male masturbators, butt plugs, strap-on equipment, BDSM gear, etc.  I gained a fondness and interest for Oral Sex Mintsthese items that went beyond enjoying them for personal use.  I became an expert on sex toy materials and got to write reviews on all sorts of awesome (and not awesome) products.  As I do today, I always tried to keep an open mind when it came to everything.  I try not to, as a friend likes to say, yuck anyone’s yum.  This same friend also pointed out that some folks need certain items as motivators or excuses to engage in certain sexual activities and that is perfectly acceptable.  As long as no harm can be done, I say go for it.  Use all the glittery cherry cola scented massage oil you need – just don’t get it near your vagina.  However, I have to draw a line at some downright stupid items.  This is something I’ve wanted to write out loud for quite some time.

Oral sex mints.  Why?  So your partner can feel like their pussy or cock is on a ski trip in the Alps?  Did you have too much garlic for dinner?  Do you think they are any different than the mints you buy at the corner store?  They’re not.  Don’t waste your money.  Manufacturers, for the love of all things right, will you please stop making them?

Even higher on the list of shit you don’t need – Numbing Oral Sex Mints.  You know, “to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex”.  Look, if sucking cock is uncomfortable for you, I suggest experimenting with different ways of doing it so that both of you receive pleasure from it.  Or not.  Go ahead and suck on some numbing oral sex mints and while you’re at it you can go ahead and numb his cock too because that is what is going to happen.  You think the numbing agent is going to selectively numb your mouth and not his member?  Wrong.  Then again, who wants to feel anything during oral sex, anyway?  Let’s just remove the feeling from every sexual encounter all together.  Why would any of us want to enjoy it or get a warning sign that something isn’t quite right?

Oral sex mints,  you’re useless.  You don’t even belong in gift baskets at woo girl bachelorette parties.  There, I said it.

Japanese Mouth Exerciser
I was perusing HotMoviesForHer’s Link Love this week and came across a blow up doll mouth insert. Well, the Japanese company that makes it has it marketed as a piece of workout equipment for your face. According to Geekologie, you just recite vowel sounds and it works to slim down your face. Sorry. It looks like something a serial killer would put in his victim’s mouth followed by a flesh colored rubber suit.

Oral Sex Toys - Sqweel Oral Sex SimulatorAn oral sex – sex toy? Well, not exactly, but it is a unique toy that creates similar sensations. What am I talking about? I’ll explain after I get through the technical info.

The Sqweel consists of a rotating, not vibrating, wheel of 10 silicone tongues housed in an ABS plastic hockey puck-like case. The silicone is phthalates free, hypoallergenic and non-porous. It is totally body safe. The Sqweel measures roughly 5 inches across. It has 3 speeds and is powered by 3 AAA batteries (not included). The case comes apart so you can remove the wheel and clean with ease. This is not a waterproof toy. You can’t submerge the case in water because it houses the motor, but you can do so with the wheel of tongues. The Sqweel is a bit on the noisy side. It is tolerable, but I definitely wouldn’t use it if I was trying to masturbate ninja style.

Okay, back to the whole oral sex thing. The Sqweel was created as an oral sex stimulator. Here is the deal; it doesn’t necessarily recreate the feeling of someone going down on you. I don’t really see how that would be possible unless you built a person’s head and robotic tongue, but that would be beyond creepy. Well, if that’s something that interests you, I’m not here to stop from enjoying it. Anyway, the Sqweel doesn’t mimic the glorious feeling of cunnilingus, but it does create that lingering sustained sensation you get from oral sex lovin’. When lube is added, the tongues glide across your clit, labia, nipples or anywhere else you choose to use it. If you press down too hard, the wheel stops so you never really attain that pressure that often helps you reach orgasm. The stimulation is soft and gentle from beginning to end. If you are looking for a quick O, this toy will only disappoint. If you have the time to just lie back and enjoy the magical pink wheel, the Sqweel totally rocks your world. It brings you to the edge without pushing you over it. It is the perfect oral sex simulator for spending some quality time with yourself, not for getting off on the go. It is ideal for warm up before a more intense solo session or when looking to tease your partner. Waterbased lube is a must with this toy. You want the tongues to glide across your clit, not slap it.

Out of the 3 speeds, I preferred the middle. The lowest setting was just too weak and the highest provided too much of a tingly sensation. I definitely enjoyed experimenting with the Sqweel at various angles, but I did not like turning it around letting the tongues lap my clit in reverse. It didn’t hurt; it was just weird and uncomfortable. I imagine that someone who enjoys direct pinpointed clitoral stimulation may like this.

The only thing I don’t like about the Sqweel is that because it is a bit cumbersome, it isn’t possible to use a dildo at the same time. I think that combo would definitely be a force to be reckoned with, but it just wasn’t possible for me. Luckily, they created some new attachments that make this possible, but I have yet to use them.

I would definitely recommend this toy to anyone who doesn’t require super high speed stimulation. If you need that or tons of pressure, this isn’t for you. I also wouldn’t purchase this in hopes of recreating oral sex. You’ll just be sad. If you’re looking for something all together different, the Sqweel is for you.

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During a dinner conversation, fairly normal for us, the topic of oral sex toys was brought up. The immediate suggestions of flavored lubes were obvious, but we wanted something more indicative of what an oral sex toy sounds like it should be. A physical toy made for enhancing oral sex. During our research, we came across SexToys.com. A very easy to use website with some interesting oral sex mechanisms. Over the next couple weeks, we plan to show you some oral sex toys which may make your oral sex endeavors better than ever.

Oral Sex Toys - Lingo Vibrating Tongue RingMeet the Lingo Tongue Vibrator. Created by Screaming O, this oral sex tongue vibrator has been designed to fit below the base of the tongue, with the vibrating bullet resting on your licking surface. Two round knobs at the bottom of this vibrating tongue ring keep a snug fit for better control. Simply press a button to start the vibrator, and listen to your oral sex partner’s sounds of approval.

The Lingo Tongue Vibrator is waterproof, so don’t worry about having an electronic device in your mouth. Although, the device is a one time use due to it’s moisture safety. The battery life of this oral sex toy is 40 minutes, but we’re certain its good for multiple orgasms. The vibrator is covered in super soft gel, made of safe SEBS food-grade silicone, and comes with a ribbed surface for extra pleasure.

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Actual user review:
“This thing makes oral sex even better… which i didn’t think was possible. I love vibrators, but me and my hubby wanted to find something we could use together. His tongue feels so good on my clit when it vibrates. I have to try and not cum too fast! He says it’s snug on his tongue, but it doesn’t bother him.”