When it comes to oral sex, men are always glorifying fellatio between each other in open conversation. Very rarely do we hear women carrying on about how great cunnilingus is. This is why we’re giving two tongues up for this racy cheer. Watch as this lifetime cheerleader takes a moment to shake her pom-poms for her favorite brand of oral sex. Cunnilingus of course!
Fatman Scoop and his wife Shanda sit down to teach you the finer points of performing oral sex on women. Scoop’s descriptions of the art of cunnilingus have enlightened the staff here at OralSex.com. As a direct result of his oral sex innovations, we may be posting on the “wine swish” and “jolly rancher” oral sex techniques very soon. One thing about this video is made very clear though, Shanda’s clitoris must be very happy with Scoop’s lips. Every woman in our office sat up and commented, “Wow, now those look fun..” while watching him demonstrate his masterful “pussy-ology”. Although, we’re not quite sure how the beard feels on the ass at this point. There may be an oral sex survey conducted here on whether male facial hair is welcomed or feared during cunnilingus.
Thank you to Fatman Scoop and Shanda for creating these hysterical sex education videos at ManAndWife.tv!
This funny oral sex video may just be a humorous public service announcement about condom use, but we think it says something more about being a good role model. Parents sometimes forget that our world’s younger generation is learning faster than any generation before, and they are well aware that sex is the reason for their being. Knowing that, parents should take a different approach to dealing with adolescent sexual activity. Yes, the risks of teenage pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases are very real. Although, these facts do not mean making all sexuality “off limits” is an effective solution when communicating with young adults.
Sex is a very personal subject with individuals of every age group, and can be difficult to approach in open conversation. This human response is magnified for a young adult, because their maturity levels simply can not keep up with their increases in hormones. This biological fact creates every horrifying possibility parents believe to be the reasons for abstinence. Thus, we ask parents to try a more understanding approach to the subject. Having open communication with your young adult can be a great defense against the dangers of sexual activity. If you want them to be honest with you, you must be understanding. Would you not expect the same from any fellow adult?
Food for thought
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“Meet My Clitoris” performed at the Royal George Theatre’s world premier of KAMA SUTRA: THE MUSICAL.
Kama Sutra 2010 is the story of sexually-frustrated young couple, Dick & Gina, and how their lust life is revitalized by the mysterious arrival of the 1800 year old creator of the Kama Sutra, Swami Comonawannagetonya, who reveals to Dick & Gina the titillating secrets of how any couple can experience all the joys of a totally fulfilling sex life.
Q: What’s the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: Ten minutes of silence.
Q: What do eating pussy and dealing with the Mafia have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.
The following is the first place winner of a “Most Embarrassing Moments” Contest in New Woman Magazine:
“While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving *right now*, she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, ‘If you don’t let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!’ “The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.” - Amy Richardson; Stafford,Virginia
Q: What does a blonde do after sucking a cock?
A: Spits out the feathers.
Q: What’s the best thing to give an 80 year old woman for her Birthday?
A: Mikey he’ll eat anything.
Q: What do jello and women have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A: Cowboys like to eat with there hats on.
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, “If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?” One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, “None, ’cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away.”
The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer. Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, “No, there would be one — the one that the farmer shot.”
The teacher replied, “No, Johnny, you’re wrong, but I like the way you think.”
“OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you,” boasted Johnny. “Let’s say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently licking it around the edges, the second slowly sucks the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then sucks the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?”
After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, “Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and sucks out the inside.”
Johnny responded, “No, teacher, you’re wrong — it’s the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think.”
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some actually joined in for fun from time to time.
So it was one day, Ethel was speeding down one corridor when a door opened and a man stepped out with his arm outstretched. “STOP!” he said in a firm voice. “Have you got a license for that thing?”. Ethel fished around in her handbag on her lap and pulled out a Kit-Kat wrapper which she held up to him. “OK,” he said and she went on her way.
Taking the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, another man stepped out in front of her and shouted “STOP! Do you have proof of insurance for your vehicle madam?” Ethel dug into her handbag again and pulled out a beer-mat which she held up to him and he allowed her to carry on.
Going down the final corridor before the front door, a third man stepped out in front of her. This one was stark naked and was holding a sizable erection in his hand. “Oh no”, said Ethel, “Not the breathalyzer again!”
“Evening Bath”
It was time for Father John’s Saturday evening bath and young sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John’s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to, and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. “Oh, sister,” said the young nun dreamily. “I’ve been saved.”
“Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?” asked the old nun.
“Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.”
“Did he now,” said the old nun evenly.
Sister Magdalene continued, “And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace and then Father John guided his Key of Heaven into my lock.”
“Is that a fact,” said the old nun more evenly.
“At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.”
“That wicked old Devil,” said the old nun. “He told me it was Gabriel’s Horn, and I’ve been blowing it for 40 years!”
Q: What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.
Q: What’s the difference between an airship and 365 blowjobs?
A: One is a Goodyear, the other is an excellent year.
Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?
A: Your date has to chew before she swallows.
Q: Why is 77 better than 69?
A: You get “8″ more.
A couple of female deers were getting all ready to go out.
Another deer walks in and asks, “Where are you going?”
They both replied, “Just downtown to blow a few bucks.”
Q: How are pubic hairs like parsely?
A: You push them aside before you eat.
Darla and Buckwheat were sitting in English class when the teacher says, “Darla, spell the word dictate”.
Darla stands up and says “D-I-C-T-A-T-E”.
The teacher replies, “That’s very good Darla. Now, Buckwheat, will you please use that word in a sentence?”
Buckwheat stands up and asks, “Hey Darla how my DICTATE last night?”
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Walnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on a chest?
A: Chestnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on a chin?
A: Blowjob
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t let her. As Cinderella sits crying in her garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions:
“First, you must wear a diaphragm.”
Cinderella agrees. “What’s the second condition?”
“You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.”
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2. a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn’t show up. Finally, at 5 am, Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck & VERY satisfied.
“Where have you been?” demands the fairy godmother.
“Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!”
“I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.”
“I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?”
“I can’t remember, exactly … Peter Peter, something or other…”
A very funny Oral Sex video from the “Last Date” series. This budding young couple finds out why braces, and teeth in general, do not mix with the process of giving good head. Make sure you curl those lips over if you’re working with some dental hardware at the moment. Otherwise, the consequences could be pretty scarring…
If you’re a “Mad Men” fan, you may recognize the boyfriend in this video. It’s none other than Patrick Cavanaugh.
Via Fleshbot.
Hustler Video announced that the first family of comedy will be cumming (lol!) to a porno near you!
Simpsons XXX:Homer and Marge’s Sex Tape features some hot young talent and of course…all the yellow skinned banging you can handle!
