Do things like this ever work?
I can’t imagine using these ‘proven techniques’ or ‘loophole in the females mind’ would ever result in getting laid.
I guess it works for someone or else it wouldn’t exist, right?
or is there one born every minute?
I was recently reading a few articles on goodmenproject.com. I came across an article that was written by our pal, Camille Crimson and there was one paragraph that inspired to write about something that I have yet to discuss on this blog: The reciprocation for oral sex doesn’t always have to be oral sex. Here is the paragraph:
“I tend to respond to these concerns in two equally important ways: first, that many people find giving pleasure very arousing and second, that there are lots of ways to give back. People often assume that the quid pro quo is oral sex for oral sex, but that makes some assumptions about what your partner may want. Whether it’s a new flame or someone you know very well, asking what makes them feel good yields some very useful information and shows that you care about actually making them feel good instead of just adhering to a sexual script.”
Some folks genuinely just enjoy giving oral sex with no desire to get anything any return. Never assume this is the case, though. After receiving a life changing blow job or pussy licking, don’t just go straight for a high-five and a snack. Ask if you can go down on them or what they would like/want you to do to them. Also, don’t get upset if they won’t let you “return the favor.” Don’t take it as a blow to your ego. Know that they genuinely benefited from performing oral sex on you and you aren’t less of a person for not giving them. Feeling bad will only take away from the awesome experience you just shared. Your concern for their pleasure will be appreciated and hot.
Moral of the story: Communicate then reciprocate. Appropriately.
I was hanging out with a group of close girlfriends about a week ago. One of the girls is in a fairly new relationship and they’re still in that place where they can barely leave the house because all they want to do is stay home and fuck. Naturally, we all wanted to know how it was going along with any of the juicy sexy-time details she was willing to share. We inquired and she responded with a sigh and told us that he has only ever gone down on her once. She, let’s call her “Kate”, added that she doesn’t understand why her man never gives up the cunnilingus and just goes straight for penis to vagina penetration. Asking would be the most direct way to solve her problem, but she just hasn’t brought herself to do so.
Look, you can spend your life playing games and hoping you’ll get what you want, but you can avoid such nonsense and simply ask for it. If you really enjoy receiving oral sex and you’re not getting it, perhaps it is time to open up a dialogue. It may be as simple as telling your partner that you love having your pussy licked. Perhaps they need to be reminded that, while you love intercourse, oral sex bring about intense orgasms or just serve as foreplay. I realize that bringing up such subjects can be uncomfortable, but growing a pair and facing it can help avoid your dissatisfaction and possibly relationship issues. A fulfilling sex life is worth a few minutes or hours of awkwardness.
It is possible that your partner feels questionable about their oral skills and prefers to avoid it completely rather than not appear confident between your legs. To ease their fears, you can offer to coach them through and tell them what you like. You help him to help you and you get to level up in the intimacy department. Communicating is sexy! Chances are, he wants to please you and will feel really good once you lead him down the right path.
You can walk around expecting people to know what you need from them, but that is a sure fire way to go through life unsatisfied and bitter. This is true in all areas of life, but the least you can do is ask your partner to put his or her mouth on your vagina. Enough with the games!
P.S. I apologize if you are offended by the heterocentricity if this post. This advice applies to everyone regardless of gender, sexual preference and parts. Since a hetero female inspired this, I used the corresponding language.
Sometimes you just need to look at some hot cunilingus photos and luckily we’re here to help you out with that. Well, I’m sure you could do your own Google image or Tumblr search, but we all know it can get pretty damn scary out there in the interwebs. I know my eyes have come across a few things that will haunt my dreams for many years. Instead of going down that path, you can just stay here and enjoy these oral sex photos. You will sleep better tonight.
It’s summer time! For most Americans, plans will include some kind of exodus to a large body of water: Beaches, Lakes, Pools, etc. Well this is OralSex.com, and I thought of what that trend might mean for those of us naughty enough to read this and then go on vacation… If you’re driving to one of the destinations I’ve mentioned, and find yourself (or your partner) contemplating the possibility of “Road Head“… Remember this article! (It might save your life! And in turn save all the oral sex you would otherwise be having in the future!)
Road trips have this unique way of surprising us from time to time. You never know what could happen when you’re all cooped up in a vehicle with each other, bound for destinations known or otherwise. It can be unpredictable, but one thing you can usually count on while stationary for hours on end– is boredom. No matter the playlists, magazines, naps, advanced level I-Spy, or fast food stops– you may find yourself desperately searching for entertainment alternatives. Once you’ve crossed this threshold you may also find yourself considering things you’ve never before considered… like road head.
It’s only natural for sex to weasel it’s way into even the most mundane tasks. While driving, or locked in bumper to bumper traffic, it’s fun to joke about making the ride a little sexier. There’s a certain allure to blow jobs on wheels. It’s semi-public, with all the pedestrians, cars, & trucks– someone might catch you! It’s fast, it involves cars, it’s spontaneous, and it’s down right naughty! You might be asking yourself– “Why don’t we face-fuck every time we get behind the wheel?!?” Well my friends, I can tell you based upon thorough personal research– It’s not as entertaining as you might expect!
For starters: Many vehicles pose built-in obstacles that barricade you from reaching your intended target. Seat belts, gear shifters, steering wheels, center consoles, arm rests… All total obstructions! If you manage to somehow overcome such barriers, (you must be an expert yogi, &/or fiercely determined) there are still certain things to consider: The semi-public element you once thought of as a thrill may turn on you at any time. Likely observers will be the people NOT driving other vehicles, such as children, or the elderly. Law enforcement is another potential threat. You certainly don’t want any of these people peeping your in-car sexcapades. Last but certainly not least (and probably the most obvious) there’s the risk of wrecking your car resulting in the worst orgasm ever.
In the end, road head seems to be a lot more trouble than it’s worth, but If you’re not convinced & find yourself determined to blow on the go, I have a few recommendations. First: Don’t wait until your on the highway to whip it out and indulge. Save this naughty treat for back roads only, or a similar area where traffic won’t be so abundant. Or: Consider opting for a backseat oral session instead. You could talk dirty on your way to a secluded parking lot and hop into the backseat once you arrive. It will still feel risky but won’t involve all the complications of traditional road head. Another option might be: Road hand jobs instead of head. It’s a lot more discrete, comfortable, and you can even keep your seat belt on! Good Luck out there! -Arden
I worked for an online sex toy retailer for a few years before I got this sweet OralSex.com gig. I learned a lot about vibrators, dildos, lube, cock rings, male masturbators, butt plugs, strap-on equipment, BDSM gear, etc. I gained a fondness and interest for these items that went beyond enjoying them for personal use. I became an expert on sex toy materials and got to write reviews on all sorts of awesome (and not awesome) products. As I do today, I always tried to keep an open mind when it came to everything. I try not to, as a friend likes to say, yuck anyone’s yum. This same friend also pointed out that some folks need certain items as motivators or excuses to engage in certain sexual activities and that is perfectly acceptable. As long as no harm can be done, I say go for it. Use all the glittery cherry cola scented massage oil you need – just don’t get it near your vagina. However, I have to draw a line at some downright stupid items. This is something I’ve wanted to write out loud for quite some time.
Oral sex mints. Why? So your partner can feel like their pussy or cock is on a ski trip in the Alps? Did you have too much garlic for dinner? Do you think they are any different than the mints you buy at the corner store? They’re not. Don’t waste your money. Manufacturers, for the love of all things right, will you please stop making them?
Even higher on the list of shit you don’t need – Numbing Oral Sex Mints. You know, “to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex”. Look, if sucking cock is uncomfortable for you, I suggest experimenting with different ways of doing it so that both of you receive pleasure from it. Or not. Go ahead and suck on some numbing oral sex mints and while you’re at it you can go ahead and numb his cock too because that is what is going to happen. You think the numbing agent is going to selectively numb your mouth and not his member? Wrong. Then again, who wants to feel anything during oral sex, anyway? Let’s just remove the feeling from every sexual encounter all together. Why would any of us want to enjoy it or get a warning sign that something isn’t quite right?
Oral sex mints, you’re useless. You don’t even belong in gift baskets at woo girl bachelorette parties. There, I said it.
There was an article written in Esquire titled The Observation: The Demise of the Blowjob stating that the days of the blow job are ever. Seriously? No.
This was brought to my attention by a blog post, Where Have All the Blowjobs Gone? Why Esquire Is Wrong in Open Salon, stating that this simply wasn’t true and that it is in fact the days of the “reluctant” blowjob that are over. Here here! I have a good number girlfriends (girls that are friends) and we speak openly about sex, oral sex included. Go figure, the girl that writes on oralsex.com talks openly about sex with her friends. I can only think of one friend who dislikes giving blowjobs. I realize that I probably roll in a circle of ladies that may be more comfortable in their sexuality than the average broad. I could very well be wrong about that as I have done no research to prove such a statement is true. My point here is that I am on board with the author of the Salon.com article writer, Rachel Kramer Bussel, in that the days of blow job lovers are not gone!
The writer of the Esquire article also states that he was alarmed to find out that men like receiving BJ’s less these days. Why? Because most of his friends said they would rather go down on a woman than get a blow job? So what? That doesn’t mean they suddenly want nothing to do with a mouth on their cock. It simply means they enjoy giving more than receiving; it doesn’t mean that they no longer wish to enjoy oral delights. You know what else, most of my friends enjoy giving blow jobs over receiving cunnilingus. People (not all) enjoy the act of pleasing their partner. They like being in control. They like bringing pleasure. They like knowing that they are rocking someone’s world. It’s an ego boost and there is certainly nothing wrong with ego boosts. Also, people just enjoy making others feel good. I like cooking dinner, but it doesn’t mean I don’t like ordering pizza every now and then.
The blow jobs haven’t gone anywhere. They’re alive and happy as they’ve ever been. Rachel is right. The days of the women giving head with disdain or lackluster enthusiasm are far closer to being extinct than blowjobs themselves. Instead of feeling obligated to suck cock, women are excited and turned on by it. They enjoy the act. Sure, there are those out there that don’t care for it, but that’s just life. All things aren’t for all people. If you don’t enjoying giving blowjobs but continue to do so, stop this very instant.
I hope you enjoyed my rant. Now go read the original articles.
Today is the day! Sure, it might be totally shovenistic, but blowjobs are awesome and steak is delicious. There is nothing wrong with getting in on the fun. I don’t think you should ever need a reason to give or receive a blowjob. If that is the case then you have more issues in your life that need to be addressed. BUT, there is nothing wrong with celebrating such a holiday. Have some fun with it. Have a laugh and enjoy some oral sex fun along with a delicious meal. Some might suggest going with the BJ after dinner, but I prefer eating after a hot and sexy session of any kind. Orgasms make me hungry. I say get your cock sucking on first and then pig out!
If you need a little help in either area the official Steak and BJ Website has plenty of blowjob tips and steak recipes. I am partial to all of Tristan Taormino EduPorns so I would go with Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Oral Sex Part Two – Fellatio or Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Advanced Fellatio. I trust her to lead me in the right direction. Her movies are great for couples and totally sex positive. As far as steak recipes are concerned – if your steak requires more than a grille and a pinch of salt then your meat is crap.
I don’t see any reason why vegetarians can’t get in on the action. Go ahead and grill up some tofu, tempe or a portabello mushroom. The sausage in your pants counts as meat free since sucking, licking and admiring are the only activities involved.
Have a great holiday!