This unfortunate television talk show personality has somewhat of a brain fart when it comes to Turkey calling technology. After seeing this rather genius sounding animal call device demonstrated right in front of her, she decides to take it to a whole new level. The call device does not require the user to orally produce any noise, but apparently this woman cannot help but want to blow inside of this dark rubber hole. Something her co-host is quick to point out on air as he removes the Turkey caller from her face. So funny.

Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.

Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.

From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.

The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.

My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.

I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.

As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.

I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.

I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,

I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.

I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.

Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.

“Oh yes”, I say to you,

I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”

Happy Thanksgiving!

- OralSex.com

Featured below are the opinions of three different major female players within the adult industry today. Camille Crimson, Misti Dawn and Jayda Diamonde were all asked the same set of questions focused on their personal viewpoints of giving oral sex.

Their answers are very interesting in comparison to those who feel the opposite.

Camille Crimson
Owner and Star of TheArtofBlowjob.com

Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

Yes, I certainly do. For me, the power of giving someone pleasure is extremely erotic. Being skilled at oral sex and knowing that I really turn my partner on is a really passionate and connected experience.

Have you given oral sex to both men and women?

Yes I have. I’ve definitely given more blowjobs, since I run a blowjob website, but I’ve had experience with women as well.

Do your personal feelings differ between giving men Oral Sex and giving women Oral Sex?

Not at all. I think some people are conditioned to think that giving a man pleasure is somehow degrading whereas giving a woman pleasure (whether from a man or a woman) is about respecting her sexuality. I think that, in both cases, it’s about respecting sexuality and exploring new possibilities.

Do you feel degraded when giving Oral Sex?

Not at all! I feel empowered and enthusiastic and really excited. Giving pleasure is a huge turn on!

Do you have any advice for women who feel degraded when giving Oral Sex?

I think it’s just important to look at the context of the situation. Would your partner feel degraded giving you pleasure?

Talk to your partner about respecting you (not calling you names you don’t like, not pushing you to do things you feel uncomfortable with, not being too dominant while receiving oral sex) and make sure that you get the respect you deserve. But putting your mouth on someone’s genitals is in no way demeaning in and of itself. As long as he surrounding elements are all respectful, just focus on the joy of giving pleasure and you’ll find yourself starting to get aroused.

Misti Dawn
Adult Star & Owner of TheNaughtyNerd.com

Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

I do.. BUT to people i care about. When giving it for work, its typically just work unless its someone i know/care about. But giving oral in real life is much different. I find giving oral sex to my partner to be very pleasurable and enjoyable for both parties. To put someone in your mouth is a very personal thing to do, and to see the look of enjoyment on their face when you look up is very satisfying.

Have you given oral sex to both men and women?

Yes, and i enjoy doing both.

Do your personal feelings differ between giving men Oral Sex and giving women Oral Sex?

Not one bit.

Do you feel degraded when giving Oral Sex?

Not at all. It can be a submissive or dominant thing. You can be in control of their pleasure or be submissive in pleasing them.

Do you have any advice for women who feel degraded when giving Oral Sex?

I would say look to why you feel it’s degrading and what parts seem that way to you. Did you have a bad experience? Then you can address how to remove those things from oral sex that cause you to feel degraded by it.

Jayda Diamonde
Adult Star & Owner of CamSharks.com

Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

Do I enjoy it??? Well, I wouldn’t say I simply enjoy it, actually… I LOVE IT!!
I pride myself on taking a fat thick cock balls deep with NO hands! I love the feeling and it actually make me cum sometimes!! Oral sex done right, can be one of your mans most favorite things. Lets face it, its a different world for men. Sex doesn’t always come easy for men, like it can for any women. Guys cant just walk in a bar and go “I want to get laid”. Its a tough world out there and when I can satisfy my man at a moments notice on my knees, whats not to enjoy?

Have you given oral sex to both men and women?

Of course I have performed oral on men and women and I’ve had it done on me from both sexes, sometime at the same time!

Do your personal feelings differ between giving men Oral Sex and giving women Oral Sex?

As far as giving it goes, I prefer giving oral to men. There is nothing quite like the feeling of stuffing a huge fat cock all the way down my throat with no hands and looking and listening to the man as he can sit back, relax and really let himself go.

Do you feel degraded when giving Oral Sex?

Degraded? Of course not. Oral sex is just another part of the long list of sexual pleasures I believe everyone should be able to enjoy. There is nothing degrading about oral sex in my opinion in any way. To the contrary, I believe it is a way to really connect with that person on an intimate level and assure that your man can really enjoy himself to the fullest. Oral sex is a great way to show just how much you appreciate your partner.

Do you have any advice for women who feel degraded when giving Oral Sex?

Well, I feel sorry for anyone, man or woman that feels degraded when giving oral sex. Oral sex is a beautiful thing that allows you to show your deepest desire to please your partner on a one on one intimate level. It isn’t a bad thing, like your mother may have told you. I suggest that all men and women embrace your sexuality and open your horizons to another type of sexual pleasure that can really keep your partner cumming back for more!

Instead of immediately slamming your five o’clock shadow into the most sensitive spot on her entire body, take your time and enjoy yourself. The entire vulva loves to be licked and sucked upon, so start light and shallow. Begin by gently licking the outside of her labia, and taking each lip into your mouth to massage them with your tongue. Once she shows increased body language, move on to gently rubbing your tongue flat against her clitoris, and flicking it with the tip. We guarantee you’ll have her far more turned on than if you were to take the Speed Racer route.

Making yourself comfortable exploring the vagina helps to keep a woman relaxed with what you are doing down there. The more relaxed she becomes, the easier it will be to make her orgasm. She will also most likely be more willing to direct your efforts, making it less of a challenge to understand her oral sex desires in the future.

In this hysterical oral sex video, a young couple lies in bed after the adorable woman gives a blow job to her grateful man-piece. She looks up, and tells him that she eventually would like to stop giving him oral sex in a loving tone. When asked what she means by that statement, the conversation leads to an oral sex countdown that he is not happy about.

Hilarious oral sex humor from the classic blockbuster comedy, Old School. Andy Dick teaches a group of married women how to give a blow job correctly. Of course, Andy Dick doesn’t do anything without adding a flare of ridiculousness. Wearing a child’s small rugby shirt and an awful red choir boy wig, he performs oral sex on a poor, defenseless carrot. We’re still trying to figure out if the dog in this scene is real when he is using it as a visual speaking aid.

Grab your vegetables!

Camille Crimson is an admittedly nerdy, gorgeous green-eyed redhead with beautiful affinities for both oral sex and web coding. Camille Crimson recently signed a DVD distribution deal with LFP Video to produce DVD videos with her oral sex content on TheArtofBlowjob.com.

Utilizing engaging music, soft visuals and playful themes, Camille and her boyfriend create sensual oral sex videos. Rather than profiting on the less intimate oral sex content being produced by major adult industry studios, Camille Crimson has become successful by focusing on the art and eroticism of couples’ fellatio.

When did you give your first blowjob Camille?

Camille Crimson – I was in my mid-teens with my boyfriend at the time.

Did you enjoy fellatio as much then as you do now?

Camille Crimson – Not really. It was fine, but I didn’t see the full pleasure and sensuality of giving really skilled oral sex until I met Mike (my boyfriend) in my early 20s.

What are your favorite things about giving a good blowjob?

Camille Crimson – I really love expanding my skill set, trying new ways to flick my tongue, a new combination of stroking and sucking, a new way to tease his balls. You’d think I’d have found it all after all this time, but there is always a new sensation to discover.

What do you think the most important thing to remember while giving a blowjob is for a female?

Camille Crimson – Just pay attention to his cues, honestly. It’s all well and good to want to deep throat like a sword swallower or to work your tongue like a snake, but he may want you to go easy, focus on the head, stroke him while you suck, etc… A blowjob isn’t a one way performance, so communication is key. Maybe it’ll just be a better reaction to certain stimulation, maybe he’ll try to guide you back to a certain place or maybe he’ll just tell you. No matter how, respond accordingly. This doesn’t mean you have to do only one thing, but keep that special spot/technique in mind and consider it home when you give a blowjob. You can try out whatever you like, but make sure to check in at home base.

What do you think the major difference is between women who like giving blowjobs, and those who don’t?

Camille Crimson – I don’t mean to sound condescending, but I think women who don’t like giving blowjobs might have had bad experiences. Fundamentally, anyone who loves receiving pleasure should love giving pleasure. Maybe they aren’t getting enough pleasure or having their needs listened to. Maybe they’ve had selfish lovers. Maybe they’ve had bad experiences with smell, taste or gag reflexes. I think that more communication would make blowjobs at least palatable. They may never absolutely love it, but there is a way to get in touch with the eroticism of giving pleasure in the right context.

Is there anything a guy can do to make his significant other appreciate giving oral sex more?

Camille Crimson – Give in return, and not just blindly. Ask what feels good and what they want. Then make sure to be well-showered, to eat a healthy diet and to never ever be forceful with thrusts unless asked. And make sure to be appreciative after, because nothing makes you more confident about your blowjob ability than some well-deserved praise.

Were your intentions with your first oral sex video as artistic as they are now?

Camille Crimson – Before we began shooting, we were making websites for others and got screwed out of a big deal. So, at the time there was an element of wanting to find a source of income, but the bigger thing was that we were just done working for other people and their crazy whims. We wanted to work for ourselves. We started with erotic portraiture, so it has always been about art, class and sensuality.

Why have you stuck to producing more oral sex than intercourse?

Camille Crimson – It’s a great niche to be in. Blowjobs are extremely popular, but it’s uncommon to see them done sensually and to be shot in an artistic way with a real couple. The response has been amazing. For now, we’ve got so much going on that we don’t really see the need to expand beyond blowjobs. That could definitely change, but for now, the site is keeping us very busy.

Could you walk us through a typical shoot for TheArtofBlowjob.com?

Camille Crimson – We usually do it whenever the mood strikes us. We talk about what sort of theme (if any) we want, I get dressed/undressed, do my hair and make-up while Mike sets up the lights and cameras. Then, we do a few little tests just to make sure it’s looking good and we get down to business. Sometimes Mike will hold a camera or use a dolly out of frame, so there is some cinematography at work during the shoot, but we don’t usually stop until it’s all over. Then we cuddle and make a snack.

Specifically, what do you think sets your videos apart from other mainstream blowjob content?

Camille Crimson – It’s a mix of art, sensuality and love. Our aesthetic is very different because we put so much effort into the composition, the lighting, the editing, the music… It’s uncommon for that much work to be put into porn, unfortunately. The blowjobs themselves are the polar opposite of the “rough throat fucking” or quick auto-pilot preludes to intercourse that you see in most porn. They’re sensual, full of skill and are genuinely enjoyable to both of us. And the love, well, that’s self-explanatory. We’re not paid to show up and be intimate, not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s just a different feeling, and it’s hard to put your finger on, but it’s tangible in everything we do.

Have you had the same boyfriend through your entire adult career? If so, how does he feel about being a cock model?

Camille Crimson – Yes, and we had been together for over a decade when we started. He loves it! He’s the videographer/photographer/editor for the site, so it’s not all blowjobs, but he absolutely adores what he does. He gets to be creative and have lots of orgasms.

Do you watch much pornography in your personal time? If so, what are your favorite genres?

Camille Crimson – I do, but I actually watch mostly amateur lesbian/anal stuff. It’s partly because that’s what turns me on, but it’s also partly because it feels the furthest away from the stuff that we watch to see what’s going on in the porn world.

Besides yourself, who is your current favorite adult studio?

Camille Crimson – I honestly don’t know. There are a lot of cool directors, such as Erika Lust and Nica Noelle, who are doing things in a very ethical and sensual way, but there are lots others that I enjoy.

If you could change one thing about the way porn is made today, what would it be?

Camille Crimson – Well, I would probably change a bunch of things. The big thing would be that I’d want porn to be more contextualized. It’s fine if you want to have a rough blowjob site, but make it clear that the women are enthusiastic about this kind of rough sex, that it’s not the only way to have sex, that mutual pleasure is important… Like it or not, a lot of impressionable people watch porn and we have to try to make it clear that sexuality isn’t exactly what we see on the screen in mainstream porn.

Do you see yourself producing your style of pornography as a director with other models in the future?

Camille Crimson – Yes, in a way. We’ve already started with a new couple, but instead of directing them, we’ve given them the tools and tricks to make porn with the same artistic look and they can have full intimacy with what they do, no one else in the room! It works really well. Their names are Lilyanne and Max and they’re really amazing people. They’re really passionate about showing beautiful, romantic and sensual sexuality, so I think the site is going to be a huge hit. It’s at PornographicLove.com.

See more of Camille Crimson at the links below:

TheArtofBlowjob.com (Main site)
Dolorem.com
IUseMyFeet.com
TheBeautifulPorn.com
Camille Crimson Official Blog
Camille Crimson Official Twitter
Camille Crimson Tumblr
Camille Crimson Official Facebook
Camille Crimson Flickr Photos

Take control of your questions.

Basic strategy dictates one must have information before making a decision. Therefore, someone needs to make a move toward oral sex before an answer can be obtained. We understand this may be more difficult and uncomfortable for the more submissive varieties, but fear has no place in the bedroom. Communication, whether via spoken word or obvious body language, is key to having the best oral sex possible with any individual. So, if you’re not getting any of the signals you need, gently force the issue.

Now, the use of “gently” is very important in this oral sex tip. We are not condoning grabbing someone by the back of the head, and thrusting your genitals in their face before they can react. Make your gestures blatant, but easy to respond to.

For example:

“Donny and Dana have just returned after meeting for the first time at their local bar, and are continuing a spirited make-out session whilst coming through the front door. Donny shuts the door behind him, and the frisky duo falls to the carpet. Dana undoes Donny’s belt and smiles at him while taking hold of his erection. Getting more and more turned on, Donny then passes over Dana’s legs and straddles her chest to present himself for fellatio.”

…. ERRRRRR – WRONG: Stop on a Whammy!

Although this move can be very good for couples who are already comfortable with their boundaries, there is no way Donny could have known if Dana likes to give fellatio. He just shoved his thing in her face, hoping for the positive side of a 50/50 chance. Let’s rewind a bit and see if there is a better way for Donny to proceed.

“Donny and Dana have just returned after meeting for the first time at their local bar, and are continuing a spirited make-out session whilst coming through the front door. Donny shuts the door behind him, and the frisky duo falls to the carpet. Dana undoes Donny’s belt and smiles at him while taking hold of his erection. Getting more and more turned on, Donny wraps his arms around Dana and rolls her to the top. Dana giggles a bit while slowly rotating her hips, and Donny runs his fingers through her hair. He tilts his head sideways, letting Dana kiss down his neck, and says, “If you wanted to kiss lower, I would return the favor.” Dana responds by kissing down Donny’s stomach, and takes him into her mouth for the best blowjob he has ever experienced.”

Ding Ding Ding!

This time around, Donny’s actions gave Dana ample time to refuse giving oral sex. Not only did this make Dana more comfortable with Donny as an oral sex partner, but it also most likely “sealed the deal” for him getting any further than where the first oral sex scenario ended. Keep your partners’ right to their decisions in mind, and you will find much more willing oral sex in your future.

The Sqweel consists of a rotating, not vibrating, wheel of 10 silicone tongues housed in an ABS plastic hockey puck-like case. The silicone is phthalates free, hypoallergenic and non-porous. It is totally body safe. The Sqweel measures roughly 5 inches across. It has 3 speeds and is powered by 3 AAA batteries (not included). The case comes apart so you can remove the wheel and clean with ease. This is not a waterproof toy. You can’t submerge the case in water because it houses the motor, but you can do so with the wheel of tongues. The Sqweel is a bit on the noisy side. It is tolerable, but I definitely wouldn’t use it if I was trying to masturbate ninja style.

Okay, back to the whole oral sex thing. The Sqweel was created as an oral sex stimulator. Here is the deal; it doesn’t necessarily recreate the feeling of someone going down on you. I don’t really see how that would be possible unless you built a person’s head and robotic tongue, but that would be beyond creepy. Well, if that’s something that interests you, I’m not here to stop from enjoying it. Anyway, the Sqweel doesn’t mimic the glorious feeling of cunnilingus, but it does create that lingering sustained sensation you get from oral sex lovin’. When lube is added, the tongues glide across your clit, labia, nipples or anywhere else you choose to use it. If you press down too hard, the wheel stops so you never really attain that pressure that often helps you reach orgasm. The stimulation is soft and gentle from beginning to end. If you are looking for a quick O, this toy will only disappoint. If you have the time to just lie back and enjoy the magical pink wheel, the Sqweel totally rocks your world. It brings you to the edge without pushing you over it. It is the perfect oral sex simulator for spending some quality time with yourself, not for getting off on the go. It is ideal for warm up before a more intense solo session or when looking to tease your partner. Waterbased lube is a must with this toy. You want the tongues to glide across your clit, not slap it.

Out of the 3 speeds, I preferred the middle. The lowest setting was just too weak and the highest provided too much of a tingly sensation. I definitely enjoyed experimenting with the Sqweel at various angles, but I did not like turning it around letting the tongues lap my clit in reverse. It didn’t hurt; it was just weird and uncomfortable. I imagine that someone who enjoys direct pinpointed clitoral stimulation may like this.

The only thing I don’t like about the Sqweel is that because it is a bit cumbersome, it isn’t possible to use a dildo at the same time. I think that combo would definitely be a force to be reckoned with, but it just wasn’t possible for me. Luckily, they created some new attachments that make this possible, but I have yet to use them.

I would definitely recommend this toy to anyone who doesn’t require super high speed stimulation. If you need that or tons of pressure, this isn’t for you. I also wouldn’t purchase this in hopes of recreating oral sex. You’ll just be sad. If you’re looking for something all together different, the Sqweel is for you.

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When it comes to oral sex, men are always glorifying fellatio between each other in open conversation. Very rarely do we hear women carrying on about how great cunnilingus is. This is why we’re giving two tongues up for this racy cheer. Watch as this lifetime cheerleader takes a moment to shake her pom-poms for her favorite brand of oral sex. Cunnilingus of course!