It is Friday and I’m looking to not take my job too seriously today so I decided to do a songs about oral sex post.
This kind of post has been done before on other blog sites, but damnit it was fun gathering up all of these tunes. Most of them are old and bring back some kind of memory… heh. Sure, I stole a few from online lists, although most of the songs are obvious choices. I also pestered my co-workers about it this morning and luckily one lady in particular was super enthusiastic about sending me cock sucking related songs (sorry, “Pop That Coochie” didn’t meet the requirements). Without further ado, here is my list of songs about oral sex. Enjoy!
Lil Wayne – Lollipop. I for one can never lick a lollipop without biting into it. This method wouldn’t work for me.
Khia – My Neck, My Back. Because everyone washes their car in high heels.
Denise LaSelle – Lick It Before You Stick It. Well, she’s right.
20 Fingers – Lick It. Right Again.
SWV – Downtown. This is one of my favorites. “That’s the love that you’ve been dreaming of.” By “love” she means “vagina”.
N.E.R.D. – Brain. He really loves your brain.
Akinyele – Put It In Your Mouth. Classic. No oral sex song list is complete without it.
Kid Cudi – Make Her Say. Poker face. Heh. Get it? Poker face.
Aerosmith – Love In An Elevator. I still have yet to do this. The elevator thing, that is.
Shawnna – Gettin’s Some. Where is the explicit version? WTF?
Bloodhound Gang – Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny. I got nothin’ for this one.
Lil Kim and Sisqo – How Many Licks? Yes, Sisqo.
Cam’Ron – Touch It Or Not. The feminist inside of me is dying a little.
Blink 182 – The Blow Job Song. To the point.
Peter Gabrielle – Kiss The Frog. Frog? Really?
And now for something completely different… Leonard Cohen – Chelsea Hotel #2. It’s about way more than a blow job. It is a great song. I had to share it. It’s your reward for making it to the end.