The year 2011 was a great year for Oral Sex. (I know I’ve certainly met my protein quota…) When I reflect back upon all the mouth sex of last year, it usually brings one thing to mind… What will future sex be like? It’s fun to reminisce about sticky facials, eating cream pies, and sitting on wet tongues… but that time has past… We’re now well into January and it’s becoming more and more evident to me that this year is going to be much different. Little did we Arden Adamzknow that with each dirty cell phone photo, naughty web cam show, and remotely operated sex toy use, we were really just preparing for the great Tech Sex Crescendo of 2012!

It’s not hard to believe that SIM techies are masterminding new ways to get it on. Our natural proclivity is to fuck after all, right? I’ve been known to flirt with kinky apps occasionally. It makes running errands a lot more satisfying when your phone is a versatile piece of sex equipment… and cuts down on the cost of supercharged sex toys that cost about the same. Need an “Advanced Guide To Oral Sex” on the fly? Well there’s an app for that on android. In fact there was even an app (since discontinued) called “Puff” for iPhone that allowed users to lift the skirt’s of Japanese girls by blowing into their cell’s microphone, creating a virtual gust of wind. I digress.

It’s intriguing to check out all of the complex toys and gadgets out on the market that highly trained scientists made for your horny mouth & mind. Did you know there are fascinating new technologies being used in Japan to simulate (hot?) make out sessions with your computer? Kissing robot attachments are currently being manufactured to help bridge the gap between Eastern long distance lovers– then the world! The kit simulates everything from pressure to odor and even has the capacity to memorize oral patterns & uniqueness. As The Dude from The Big Lebowski once said, “Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic!”

Future Sex is real, and it’s happening all around us– So I’d like to remind everyone just how important it is to go down on each other in real time. Let’s make an effort to reach our maximum Oral Sex potential before Singularity takes us all by the balls– It probably won’t be much longer till bionic features and robotic limbs start making their way south of the belt loop, hence this important blog.

-Arden

 

 

 

My how (porno) blow jobs have changed. More often than not, in mainstream porn we see lots of gagging and rough oral sex. While I don’t necessarily think it’s wrong, it is nice to take a look at the old school pornos that featured oral sex as a sensual erotic Beth Annaact. The focus was less on how far one could shove his member down one’s throat and more on simply making him feel good with her or his mouth. I came across these photos from Nothing But Head (top) and Sweet Throat (bottom) and had to share. Serena and Beth Anna are pretty easy on the eyes if you ask me. Another thing I like about these photos: You can see Beth Anna bringing his cock from flaccid to erect, with no pills needed. That is hot. By the way, blondie Serena is going down on Ron Jeremy.

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I have been dubbed by fans and critics as the “Deepest Throat In Amateur Porn”.

This is in many ways so flattering.  So I thought I’d share some photos and thoughts.Naughty Bits 2

Most girls who “Suck Dick”, or what not have NO idea what they are doing.  Why?  Because they really never take the time to learn.  This has always made me wonder why they do not.

I find sucking cock in many ways is an art form and very arousing at the same time. I have many a times had an orgasm or two from sucking on a dick.

I remember the first time I sucked a dick.  I wasn’t really sure how I felt about it.  Then I start to take an active interest in learning how to.

Most guys saying getting a bad blow job is better than no blow job at all.  I find this statement so disheartening.

Women who  are hot though, like super hot know that they don’t have to be good at it.  There isn’t a guy in the world who would turn down the offer.  BUT, they won’t be brutally honest with her either.  She will walk away from that sexual experience feeling like she was really good at it.

Face it guys you will not be honest and this is your down fall.  Teach this girl the right way.  Even if she isn’t with you for the duration.

Give her the tap, or whatever, but be honest with her.

I have spent years perfecting oral sex, I wanted to know exactly how.  I researched it.  I got feed back etc.

I have often wondered would anyone here like info?  Stories?  How to’s?

Well let me know and we can take this whole thing farther.

 

 

Maddy

www.mariesplayplace.com

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You don’t just have to put your mouth between her legs to orally stimulate her.  Yes, I encourage you to allow your tongue and her pussy to form a long and lasting friendship, but you can also drive her bananas by making her bits your very last stop.  This isn’t necessarily breaking news, but it is something we often forget in the quest to give her an earth shattering tongue lashing.  Cunnilingus is fantastic.  There is nothing wrong with making her wait for it.

Before your lips even meet her skin, start by stimulating her mind with a little dirty talk.  Tell her what you want to do and are going to do to her.  Tell her how much she turns you on.  Tell her that you have been thinking about getting your hands (and mouth) on her all day long.  Use your imagination and read her reactions to gage how far to Via Richie Drenzgo.

Ears and Neck: Since you were likely just whispering in her ear, start with little kisses and nibbles on her ear lobes and neck.  Some people like a little biting, but that is definitely something that should be talked about before things get rough.

Breasts: The tatas are filled with tons of nerve endings which makes them perfect for sexual stimulation.  Nipples are incredibly sensitive and some women can even achieve orgasm from having them played with.  On the other hand, some women are so fond of intense nipple stim or they may not like it at all.  Pay attention to her reactions or simply ask if that is something she enjoys.  Be gentle here.  Rough nipple play is something you should get absolute verbal consent for before engaging in it. Otherwise, enjoy!

Rib cage, stomach and back: The torso is filled with sensitive spots that love to be touched.  You don’t need to coat her midsection in saliva, but kissing her all over and gently running your fingertips up and down her body can really make her tingle.  You can even make her think you’re about to go down on her, only to tease and work your way down to her thighs instead.

Legs and Arms: The limbs are often forgotten as a source of excitement.  The arms, especially the “underneath” side can cause quite the commotion in the underpants when kissed.  A little light leg worshipping can make her feel uber sexy.  Paying attention the area behind the knees will make her jaw drop.

Toes: Some of you may be anti-foot fetishists and that is totally okay.  But if you are down with the little piggies, then by all means give them some love.  Having your feet played with can be an unexpected turn on.  Definitely check in to see if she is down with having her toes in your mouth before you treat her big toe like a pacifier!

You aren’t necessarily limited to these parts.  Let your imagination run wild and find out what she likes.  You just might surprise the both you and discover some uncharted erogenous zones that will alter your minds.  Focus on one section or let your lips travel her entire body from head to toe!  Either way, challenge yourself to see how orally creative you can get before or without ever landing between her legs.