Vicky VetteA Tweet from adult star, Vicky Vette aired on CNN and later on the front page of Funny Or Die.  She was playing with a hash tag used by the White House in matters concerning the current payroll tax crisis.  #40Dollars refers to the $40 that we’ll be missing from our paychecks if the people in charge don’t get their act together and come to a compromise.  I’m not here to get into a political discussion, I’m here to celebrate dirty Tweets on CNN.

The lovely Miss Vette Tweeted that if all of her followers gave her #40Dollars she would give them all blow jobs.  Nice!  Of course she is totally being good sport about the ordeal and I’m sure she isn’t sad about the press.  AVN quoted her saying:

“You can’t plan stuff like that,” Vette says, “I fool around with hashtags on Twitter to keep it fun for followers.  To end up on CNN and Funny or Die is pretty cool. I’m just relieved that people who read the Funny or Die piece thought it was funny, too. It would have sucked if they had voted to ‘Die.’  I guess all my followers were in on the #40dollars joke. I have yet to get $40 bucks from anyone, even though the payroll tax deal was reached. Let’s face it, the chances of me being on CNN unless I have sex with Charlie Sheen or run for governor are zero, so I’ll take it. I’m just bummed my mother watches Fox News… she missed it.”

Vicky Vette Tweet via Funny Or Die

 If you’re blind like me, here is a close up of her Tweet.

Via Funny Or DieIn case you’re considering taking the lovely Miss Vette up on her offer, feel free to check out her work in Cock Suckers – M.I.L.F Edition and Suck It Dry 3.  Don’t forget to follow her on Twitter.

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Oral Sex Is A Great Gift!

It probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to make sure you have a least one or two gifts under the tree, but oral sex is a pretty good way to let someone know you care during the holidays. I’m definitely not suggesting you send everything back to Amazon in exchange for the blow job of the century or to take a crack at setting the world’s longest cunnilingus session.  I’m simply suggesting that going down on that special someone just might add to their enjoyment of the holidays.  Don’t forget the peppermint flavored lube!

Being in sex biz, talking about oral sex is like talking about what you’re going to have for lunch.  It happens often and it isn’t all that shocking.  I totally love what I do, but I have long since forgotten what it is like to talk about sex in a not-so-everyday way.  I like to think I know a thing or two about oral sex and that I what I have to say is pretty useful.  But, when you want to know what women want and like, I think it is pretty important to hear what women that don’t necessarily eat, sleep and breathe sex – in the most work related of ways – have to say .  Well, perhaps a couple of ladies that do that too. I decided to poll some of my friends with two basic questions: What do you like the most about giving oral sex?  What do you like the most about receiving oral sex?Oral Sex Poll

These ladies all come from different backgrounds with varying sexual orientations.  The one thing they all have in common is that they are all awesome.  Here is what they had to say:

Giving: “I like giving oral sex because it helps get me in the mood too. I think the best part is making the other person like putty in your hands.”
Receiving: “What I love most about receiving oral sex is that I can turn my brain off and just be completely in the moment, without a care in the world!!”
-Jenn

Giving: “I like when the guy makes noise – it lets me know I’m doing a good job!  Complete silence weirds me out.”
Receiving: “I wouldn’t know – it’s been too long!  Sad face.”
-Richelle

Giving: “When it comes to oral sex, what I love most is the taste; the warm, wet delicate skin; the reaction.  Yum.”
Receiving: “I don’t particularly enjoy receiving oral sex.  I need a lot of pressure on my clit, and licking just doesn’t ever do it for me.”
-J.D.

Giving: “I get a great deal of pleasure knowing that I’m pleasing my partner. The better the orgasm for them, the better mine will be. In fact it’s like foreplay. It gets me aroused and ready, like stretching before a good run.”
Receiving: “I’m clitorally stimulated much easier than vanginally. The more oral sex, the better. I also find that oral sex has a certain sensitivity, when done right it’s both passionate and caring; and can set a tone for a long session of sex or prolonged orgasm.”
-Sophie

Giving: “Bringing pleasure to others makes me happy and I like doing things I know I’m good at. And in general I find it really arousing, bodies are sexy to me.”
Receiving: “It feels great and it gives my partner an opportunity to showcase their talents.”
-Dr. Timmaree

Giving: Well, I enjoy the slurping sound, just like a popsicle. It makes me feel as good as it sounds.
-Kelli

Giving: “I enjoy pleasing my partner and he goes nuts (no pun intended) when I give him oral. Plus I feel like I am in the driver seat in this situation.”
Receiving: “For me on the other hand I don’t need to receive oral all the time. I like to keep it to an “every once in a while” thing as I feel like it keeps the novelty of it alive. I’m all for it, but most times I’m more turned on by vaginal intercourse.”
-Rosalee

Giving: I love the control part. I can make him cum, or make it feel like a backrub; relaxing and undeniably awesome. I also love to make him feel good. It makes me feel good.
Receiving: 2 Things. First, I love that the lucky man going down on me has no reservations about my body, and he loves it as much as I do. Number 2 would be the orgasm that I will soon acheive.
-Leslie

It is no secret that women love oral sex.  Isn’t it nice to know exactly what it is that they love about it?

This unfortunate television talk show personality has somewhat of a brain fart when it comes to Turkey calling technology. After seeing this rather genius sounding animal call device demonstrated right in front of her, she decides to take it to a whole new level. The call device does not require the user to orally produce any noise, but apparently this woman cannot help but want to blow inside of this dark rubber hole. Something her co-host is quick to point out on air as he removes the Turkey caller from her face. So funny.