Hilarious oral sex humor from the classic blockbuster comedy, Old School. Andy Dick teaches a group of married women how to give a blow job correctly. Of course, Andy Dick doesn’t do anything without adding a flare of ridiculousness. Wearing a child’s small rugby shirt and an awful red choir boy wig, he performs oral sex on a poor, defenseless carrot. We’re still trying to figure out if the dog in this scene is real when he is using it as a visual speaking aid.
Grab your vegetables!
In today’s thoughts on oral sex — When the DOW goes down, so should you!
I’m a glutton for new articles and perspectives on sex, and mouthy pieces make me particularly excitable. Recently I’ve been noticing that with the influx in recession coverage, thrifty sex information has also risen to the occasion. What’s even more exciting is the new perk up in American consumption of sexual health products. “What in the heck does this have to do with more blow j’s Arden?” You might query. Here’s the break down my horny-recessed-friends… Not only is oral sex free, (alternatively if it is not free it’s less expensive according to several recent right wing news articles) but it’s also considered a damn effective form of contraception– yielding erotic benefits unique to itself.
According to a Forbes.com article* on Sex and the Recession, while industries across the board are taking financial kicks to the balls– sexual aid and sexual health companies are putting out more products than ever before for the increased demand from responsible, sexually active consumers. It’s not much of a surprise– depressed economies and war are known for instigating more sex among citizens, and today we’re still not ready to let our libidos take a slide with the market! When you walk into your local mega mart you’ll find new expanded family planning, sexual enhancement products, and even toys! Embracing new affordable products are helping Americans everywhere recess-proof their sex lives. Don’t let the lack of cushion prevent you from… ok, OK… The point is, despite certain challenges we might face– we can all turn to one of our less obvious past times– Oral Sex.
Camille Crimson is an admittedly nerdy, gorgeous green-eyed redhead with beautiful affinities for both oral sex and web coding. Camille Crimson recently signed a DVD distribution deal with LFP Video to produce DVD videos with her oral sex content on TheArtofBlowjob.com.
Utilizing engaging music, soft visuals and playful themes, Camille and her boyfriend create sensual oral sex videos. Rather than profiting on the less intimate oral sex content being produced by major adult industry studios, Camille Crimson has become successful by focusing on the art and eroticism of couples’ fellatio.
When did you give your first blowjob Camille?
Camille Crimson – I was in my mid-teens with my boyfriend at the time.
Did you enjoy fellatio as much then as you do now?
Camille Crimson – Not really. It was fine, but I didn’t see the full pleasure and sensuality of giving really skilled oral sex until I met Mike (my boyfriend) in my early 20s.
What are your favorite things about giving a good blowjob?
Camille Crimson – I really love expanding my skill set, trying new ways to flick my tongue, a new combination of stroking and sucking, a new way to tease his balls. You’d think I’d have found it all after all this time, but there is always a new sensation to discover.
What do you think the most important thing to remember while giving a blowjob is for a female?
Camille Crimson – Just pay attention to his cues, honestly. It’s all well and good to want to deep throat like a sword swallower or to work your tongue like a snake, but he may want you to go easy, focus on the head, stroke him while you suck, etc… A blowjob isn’t a one way performance, so communication is key. Maybe it’ll just be a better reaction to certain stimulation, maybe he’ll try to guide you back to a certain place or maybe he’ll just tell you. No matter how, respond accordingly. This doesn’t mean you have to do only one thing, but keep that special spot/technique in mind and consider it home when you give a blowjob. You can try out whatever you like, but make sure to check in at home base.
What do you think the major difference is between women who like giving blowjobs, and those who don’t?
Camille Crimson – I don’t mean to sound condescending, but I think women who don’t like giving blowjobs might have had bad experiences. Fundamentally, anyone who loves receiving pleasure should love giving pleasure. Maybe they aren’t getting enough pleasure or having their needs listened to. Maybe they’ve had selfish lovers. Maybe they’ve had bad experiences with smell, taste or gag reflexes. I think that more communication would make blowjobs at least palatable. They may never absolutely love it, but there is a way to get in touch with the eroticism of giving pleasure in the right context.
Is there anything a guy can do to make his significant other appreciate giving oral sex more?
Camille Crimson – Give in return, and not just blindly. Ask what feels good and what they want. Then make sure to be well-showered, to eat a healthy diet and to never ever be forceful with thrusts unless asked. And make sure to be appreciative after, because nothing makes you more confident about your blowjob ability than some well-deserved praise.
Were your intentions with your first oral sex video as artistic as they are now?
Camille Crimson – Before we began shooting, we were making websites for others and got screwed out of a big deal. So, at the time there was an element of wanting to find a source of income, but the bigger thing was that we were just done working for other people and their crazy whims. We wanted to work for ourselves. We started with erotic portraiture, so it has always been about art, class and sensuality.
Why have you stuck to producing more oral sex than intercourse?
Camille Crimson – It’s a great niche to be in. Blowjobs are extremely popular, but it’s uncommon to see them done sensually and to be shot in an artistic way with a real couple. The response has been amazing. For now, we’ve got so much going on that we don’t really see the need to expand beyond blowjobs. That could definitely change, but for now, the site is keeping us very busy.
Could you walk us through a typical shoot for TheArtofBlowjob.com?
Camille Crimson – We usually do it whenever the mood strikes us. We talk about what sort of theme (if any) we want, I get dressed/undressed, do my hair and make-up while Mike sets up the lights and cameras. Then, we do a few little tests just to make sure it’s looking good and we get down to business. Sometimes Mike will hold a camera or use a dolly out of frame, so there is some cinematography at work during the shoot, but we don’t usually stop until it’s all over. Then we cuddle and make a snack.
Specifically, what do you think sets your videos apart from other mainstream blowjob content?
Camille Crimson – It’s a mix of art, sensuality and love. Our aesthetic is very different because we put so much effort into the composition, the lighting, the editing, the music… It’s uncommon for that much work to be put into porn, unfortunately. The blowjobs themselves are the polar opposite of the “rough throat fucking” or quick auto-pilot preludes to intercourse that you see in most porn. They’re sensual, full of skill and are genuinely enjoyable to both of us. And the love, well, that’s self-explanatory. We’re not paid to show up and be intimate, not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s just a different feeling, and it’s hard to put your finger on, but it’s tangible in everything we do.
Have you had the same boyfriend through your entire adult career? If so, how does he feel about being a cock model?
Camille Crimson – Yes, and we had been together for over a decade when we started. He loves it! He’s the videographer/photographer/editor for the site, so it’s not all blowjobs, but he absolutely adores what he does. He gets to be creative and have lots of orgasms. 
Do you watch much pornography in your personal time? If so, what are your favorite genres?
Camille Crimson – I do, but I actually watch mostly amateur lesbian/anal stuff. It’s partly because that’s what turns me on, but it’s also partly because it feels the furthest away from the stuff that we watch to see what’s going on in the porn world.
Besides yourself, who is your current favorite adult studio?
Camille Crimson – I honestly don’t know. There are a lot of cool directors, such as Erika Lust and Nica Noelle, who are doing things in a very ethical and sensual way, but there are lots others that I enjoy.
If you could change one thing about the way porn is made today, what would it be?
Camille Crimson – Well, I would probably change a bunch of things. The big thing would be that I’d want porn to be more contextualized. It’s fine if you want to have a rough blowjob site, but make it clear that the women are enthusiastic about this kind of rough sex, that it’s not the only way to have sex, that mutual pleasure is important… Like it or not, a lot of impressionable people watch porn and we have to try to make it clear that sexuality isn’t exactly what we see on the screen in mainstream porn.
Do you see yourself producing your style of pornography as a director with other models in the future?
Camille Crimson – Yes, in a way. We’ve already started with a new couple, but instead of directing them, we’ve given them the tools and tricks to make porn with the same artistic look and they can have full intimacy with what they do, no one else in the room! It works really well. Their names are Lilyanne and Max and they’re really amazing people. They’re really passionate about showing beautiful, romantic and sensual sexuality, so I think the site is going to be a huge hit. It’s at PornographicLove.com.
See more of Camille Crimson at the links below:
TheArtofBlowjob.com (Main site)
Dolorem.com
IUseMyFeet.com
TheBeautifulPorn.com
Camille Crimson Official Blog
Camille Crimson Official Twitter
Camille Crimson Tumblr
Camille Crimson Official Facebook
Camille Crimson Flickr Photos
Many individuals we have spoken to lately have expressed concerns about how oral sex should occur between two people for the first time. More specifically, how one should ask for oral sex without knowing if their partner even likes giving and/or receiving it. Our answer to this classic sexual conundrum is fairly simple.
Take control of your questions.
Basic strategy dictates one must have information before making a decision. Therefore, someone needs to make a move toward oral sex before an answer can be obtained. We understand this may be more difficult and uncomfortable for the more submissive varieties, but fear has no place in the bedroom. Communication, whether via spoken word or obvious body language, is key to having the best oral sex possible with any individual. So, if you’re not getting any of the signals you need, gently force the issue.
Now, the use of “gently” is very important in this oral sex tip. We are not condoning grabbing someone by the back of the head, and thrusting your genitals in their face before they can react. Make your gestures blatant, but easy to respond to.
For example:
“Donny and Dana have just returned after meeting for the first time at their local bar, and are continuing a spirited make-out session whilst coming through the front door. Donny shuts the door behind him, and the frisky duo falls to the carpet. Dana undoes Donny’s belt and smiles at him while taking hold of his erection. Getting more and more turned on, Donny then passes over Dana’s legs and straddles her chest to present himself for fellatio.”
…. ERRRRRR – WRONG: Stop on a Whammy!
Although this move can be very good for couples who are already comfortable with their boundaries, there is no way Donny could have known if Dana likes to give fellatio. He just shoved his thing in her face, hoping for the positive side of a 50/50 chance. Let’s rewind a bit and see if there is a better way for Donny to proceed.
“Donny and Dana have just returned after meeting for the first time at their local bar, and are continuing a spirited make-out session whilst coming through the front door. Donny shuts the door behind him, and the frisky duo falls to the carpet. Dana undoes Donny’s belt and smiles at him while taking hold of his erection. Getting more and more turned on, Donny wraps his arms around Dana and rolls her to the top. Dana giggles a bit while slowly rotating her hips, and Donny runs his fingers through her hair. He tilts his head sideways, letting Dana kiss down his neck, and says, “If you wanted to kiss lower, I would return the favor.” Dana responds by kissing down Donny’s stomach, and takes him into her mouth for the best blowjob he has ever experienced.”
Ding Ding Ding!
This time around, Donny’s actions gave Dana ample time to refuse giving oral sex. Not only did this make Dana more comfortable with Donny as an oral sex partner, but it also most likely “sealed the deal” for him getting any further than where the first oral sex scenario ended. Keep your partners’ right to their decisions in mind, and you will find much more willing oral sex in your future.
An oral sex – sex toy? Well, not exactly, but it is a unique toy that creates similar sensations. What am I talking about? I’ll explain after I get through the technical info.
The Sqweel consists of a rotating, not vibrating, wheel of 10 silicone tongues housed in an ABS plastic hockey puck-like case. The silicone is phthalates free, hypoallergenic and non-porous. It is totally body safe. The Sqweel measures roughly 5 inches across. It has 3 speeds and is powered by 3 AAA batteries (not included). The case comes apart so you can remove the wheel and clean with ease. This is not a waterproof toy. You can’t submerge the case in water because it houses the motor, but you can do so with the wheel of tongues. The Sqweel is a bit on the noisy side. It is tolerable, but I definitely wouldn’t use it if I was trying to masturbate ninja style.
Okay, back to the whole oral sex thing. The Sqweel was created as an oral sex stimulator. Here is the deal; it doesn’t necessarily recreate the feeling of someone going down on you. I don’t really see how that would be possible unless you built a person’s head and robotic tongue, but that would be beyond creepy. Well, if that’s something that interests you, I’m not here to stop from enjoying it. Anyway, the Sqweel doesn’t mimic the glorious feeling of cunnilingus, but it does create that lingering sustained sensation you get from oral sex lovin’. When lube is added, the tongues glide across your clit, labia, nipples or anywhere else you choose to use it. If you press down too hard, the wheel stops so you never really attain that pressure that often helps you reach orgasm. The stimulation is soft and gentle from beginning to end. If you are looking for a quick O, this toy will only disappoint. If you have the time to just lie back and enjoy the magical pink wheel, the Sqweel totally rocks your world. It brings you to the edge without pushing you over it. It is the perfect oral sex simulator for spending some quality time with yourself, not for getting off on the go. It is ideal for warm up before a more intense solo session or when looking to tease your partner. Waterbased lube is a must with this toy. You want the tongues to glide across your clit, not slap it.
Out of the 3 speeds, I preferred the middle. The lowest setting was just too weak and the highest provided too much of a tingly sensation. I definitely enjoyed experimenting with the Sqweel at various angles, but I did not like turning it around letting the tongues lap my clit in reverse. It didn’t hurt; it was just weird and uncomfortable. I imagine that someone who enjoys direct pinpointed clitoral stimulation may like this.
The only thing I don’t like about the Sqweel is that because it is a bit cumbersome, it isn’t possible to use a dildo at the same time. I think that combo would definitely be a force to be reckoned with, but it just wasn’t possible for me. Luckily, they created some new attachments that make this possible, but I have yet to use them.
I would definitely recommend this toy to anyone who doesn’t require super high speed stimulation. If you need that or tons of pressure, this isn’t for you. I also wouldn’t purchase this in hopes of recreating oral sex. You’ll just be sad. If you’re looking for something all together different, the Sqweel is for you.
When it comes to oral sex, men are always glorifying fellatio between each other in open conversation. Very rarely do we hear women carrying on about how great cunnilingus is. This is why we’re giving two tongues up for this racy cheer. Watch as this lifetime cheerleader takes a moment to shake her pom-poms for her favorite brand of oral sex. Cunnilingus of course!
