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Cops

I had a pretty funny thing happen to me while I was getting a hummer. My girlfriend, Megan, and I decided to park on a nice chilly fall night. We went to a place we had been going to for the past three or four days (it was a pretty good road, no streetlights). We hopped into the back seat and Megan unbuckled my pants, pulled them down to my ankles and started to give me head. I managed to get her pants too, and started to finger her tight pussy. About 2 minutes into parking, I noticed a car drive by, I ducked (a bit late probably) but the car continued on, no problem. Then we saw headlights again coming from behind our car, and the car stopped. Megan and I ducked under a blanket we had in the back seat and waited. We heard some voices one of then said something about a “body.” Then the circle of light from a flashlight started to dart around on the blanket, and the voice said, “anyone in there?” I poked my head out and saw two cops. I blurted out; “we’ll go away.” But I guess they needed to check the situation out a bit more than that. I told the cops we were naked and they left us along for a few minutes. The female cop asked Megan if she was “alright.” If the cop had seen rip my pants down a few minutes earlier she woulda been asking me that question. The cops let us go w/ just a warning so we found a more secluded spot.

– Richard (Petty)

Drunk

I’ve got a strange one . This past weekend I getting a blow job from a chick at one of our frat parties. I was completely hammered and I had to take a piss like you wouldn’t believe. I would go from a rock hard boner to a semi hard state whenever I started to think about how full my bladder was. I had heard that it’s impossible to piss and cum at the same time, but that didn’t stop me from worrying about it. But like I said, I was hammered, tired, and just wanted to blow my load and go to sleep. I grabbed this chicks head ( I’m pretty sure her name was Lisa or Liz, or something w/ an L) and really started pick up the pace. After a few seconds of hard pumping I was ready to go, so I let loose. I REALLY felt like I was blowing a HUGE load, but then my drunken BJ queen gagged like crazy and pushed off on my thighs so hard I fell onto my ass! I was not in mid orgasm, BUT IN MID PISS! And it just kept coming out; I was laughing so hard I couldn’t stop it. Lisa (or whatever) was completely disgusted and stormed out of the room. Ah well, it still felt pretty good.

- Recovering Alcoholic

Co worker

I just have to tell someone about this I’m at work and just got a great blowjob from a co worker. She’s one of the older (over 45) ladies who I never even thought about in a sexual way. I had a partial hard on (for no reason whatsoever) as I stood next to her desk and I noticed her looking at my bulge. The attention just made my blooper worse. She looked up at me w/ an interested look on her face. I just half smiled and shrugged. Then she asked me to get me some whiteout from the supply room. Maybe it was her age, but for some reason I didn’t realize what was happening until I heard the supply room door open and close and then lock. I peaked around the aisle and sure enough, she had followed me. The next thing I knew I was getting pushed back against a wall. Man, she was determined, not much to look at, but she really knew what she was doing w/ man meat.

After two or three minutes I was ready to let my load fly. I was going to surprise the old lady and shoot it in her mouth w/o warning, but I decided to be nice and give her advanced notice. To my surprise, she had a request, “Could you jerk off into my open mouth?” Pretty kinky for an oldster, huh? I went ahead and rubbed one out, scoring about 90% mouth shots, the other 10% were close by on her face. We cleaned ourselves up and now its back to the old grind. I’m not sure, but after having that much fun w/ the blowjob, I think I might fuck her well, in the supply room anyway.

- Peter

Carpool

It was Monday, and my turn to drive in car pool for the week. All I could think about was Cathy, the new girl, and, I was already thinking ahead to next week, when I might be able to sit next to her in the back seat of Ed’s cramped Nissan. She had long dark hair, dark eyes, and a light tan. She was just barely 5 feet tall, but had a fantastic body small hips, tight ass and grapefruit sized perky tits. For now it was just the four of us, cruising home in my Bonneville. Ed sat next to Cathy in the back and Lisa was up front beside me. The usual chit chat ensued, w/ Ed and me putting a sexual spin on just about everything, and Lisa trying steer the conversation back to where she wanted it. Cathy was very friendly, but she did mention her husband more than once, so it looked like this would be a fantasy type thing only or so I thought.

I first dropped off Ed. Now I let my mind wander a bit “wouldn’t it be great to get it on w/ two chicks in my car?” Wishful thinking when one is Lisa and the other is married. When Cathy mentioned something about Ed being a smoker, I instinctively shouted, “Yeah, a dick smoker!” Cathy laughed like a schoolgirl, but Lisa just groaned and said, “Is that all you think about?” Cathy smiled at me from the back seat and said she didn’t mind, but Lisa protested, and back to mature conversation we went. Until I dropped off Lisa.

Immediately the conversation went from a “dick smoking” joke, to Cathy confessing to me that she loves to give oral sex and also that her husband isn’t into it. With one sentence my dick went from a flaccid 3 inches to an engorged 7 inches. My penis and I were both pretty sure that this conversation was going to take a turn for the better. I told her that her secret is safe w/ me and that anytime she felt the need, I’d be glad to help her out. Without saying a word, and in less than 20 seconds, she had unbuckled two seatbelts, my belt, and was stating to pull down my pants. The head of my penis was already sticking out of my underwear and Cathy moaned at the sight of it.

Cathy’s head bobbed up and down in my lap while my car’s speed matched w/ her speed like a hummer speedometer, and anyone outside the car could surely see she was doing a fine job. She was sucking so hard I was sure I would have bruises on my dick she absolutely loved my dick. We were only about 10 minutes away from her house (and her husband) so I asked her were she wanted me to deliver my load, knowing full well that this lady was a swallower. She never said a word, just moaned and picked up the speed and sucked even harder! I couldn’t believe she could go faster and harder– my balls rose up and I spurted a hot creamy load into her mouth. To this day I still think that was the biggest load I’ve ever shot.

- Satisfied

Halloween

This past weekend my wife and I went to a Halloween party. My wife usually wears some type of skimpy girlie costume, but this year she was into those Scream movies, so she bought that mask from the movie and a black cape. I on the other hand, being somewhat overweight, w/ dark hair chose to be the John Belushi character (Bluto) in a toga from Animal House. Before we even got to the party I started exposing myself to my wife and telling her she has to “service” me while we are at the party. She was only slightly amused, since she had to be on her best behavior her new boss was going to the party too.

The party was a good size, not a blowout, but enough. And lot’s of young snatch running around for a married guy to “look” at. After taking a much need piss, I spotted my wife standing in line. After she lunged at me w/ a knife, I motioned for to go into the bedroom w/ the massive pile of coats on the bed. I hid behind the door w/ my semi hard cock totally exposed. I felt just the slightest bit uneasy about exposing myself to her in the mask (since I couldn’t be totally sure it was her). Then I was really spooked when she walked me over to the light switch and turned the lights out. She quickly knelt down in front of my cock and worked it to full erection before putting it in her mouth. Now I knew what she was doing this was fun! I couldn’t help but imagine that my wife was one of those young nymphs that I had my eye on outside the door. Suddenly, I had myself thinking, “this could be a blowjob from a total stranger!” And that did it, I shot my load into the young babe’s err, I mean my wife’s mouth. Only seconds after I pulled out, light from the hallway filled the room as the bedroom door opened, and I instinctively covered myself. The door closed so I staggered over and turned the light on. I was alone.

I stepped out of the room and walked over to my wife, let out a sigh and said, “That was unbelievable.” She looked at me w/ a confused look on her face and said, “What was unbelievable?” I looked at her face again and saw no smile breaking though. As my eyes scanned the room for another Scream mask, I heard myself fill the void with, “Oh, the dump I just took you wouldn’t believe it just unbelievable.” Then, while I continued to scan the room, my wife uttered a sentence that stopped my brain dead in its tracks. “I just saw my new boss and he wants us to get a picture together . He’s wearing the same costume I am.”

– Screaming in Aston, PA